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Elf.
Sure, I understand.
Oh, please.
Well, goodbye.
I don't understand.
I'm a practicing surgeon.
Yeah, no, just a sweet cha-cha-cha to break the ice.
No, don't feel sorry for me, because I feel sorry for you, because I've already forgotten your name.
Well, actually, no, this one's usually wrapped around my neck.
They're always like that.
Do you mean to tell me that you're not in love with me yet?
The odds must be due to change.
Oh, yeah, I'm in love with you.
Place where you live
With this glue, I thee wed.
Hey, you know, your cuckoo clocks are off by about seven minutes in here.
Well, you're both fond of mob blouses and sensible heels.
Look, there are letters running across my rear.
I shall walk out this door, and you will no longer see, hear, or smell of me again.
I can fix anything with my magic saliva.
I'd like to purchase some footpads, please.
Wow, I am too.
Come on.
Oh, what a perfect day.