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It's working really well. Keep workshopping. It's great.
Okay, you know what the optimal dining experience is?
- It's so exciting and interesting. - The Shucker.
- ( Joanna chuckles ) - I enjoy clams. I do.
Uh, she wanted to look around.
It's all good? No grit?
This is a nice bird's-eye view of the piece.
- I'm in terrible pain. - Yeah, I remember.
That's right, keep going.
See, you guys can't even make up your minds
on that one, though, so it's okay.
I never should have sold this house to you.
You know, I know the show's in LA right now. Everybody's loving it.
- Leon: Yes! - The fatwa is over!
I mean, I-- I loved what I-- what I saw.
- Whoa! - Oh, nice. Okay.
Jeff: Susie sprained my dick.
That's true! That-- I can do anything I want to!
This is my cousin Valentine
Yeah, yeah.
- Ted: Hey, hey. Guys, guys. - How did you fall asleep?
- It's been proven. - ( chuckles ) Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah. This is Leon. -Hello, Leon.
( music playing )
And all she wants to do is have sex.
- Which was not as bad as-- - Leon: A bite on the damn nipple!
- This is insane. - I know, it's brilliant.
Oh, you can keep it.
she's got a thing for cowboys from her past or something.
Oh, thank God, because I've been sick without my hat.
I like it. I like how you think.
Ow. Could this couch be any more uncomfortable?
- Do you have a pad and a pen? - Yeah, sure.
What happened in Tahoe?
You come in here and you're criticizing my house.
Makes for the optimal dining experience.
- Yeah. - Yeah, and by the way,
- That's all done. - It's a great starting point for us.
- we can go take a walk, and I'll give it to you. - Sure, that'd be great.
The same goddamn family. Are you kidding me?
"Partners shall not divulge any details
Yeah, she's using the other half of my house seats,
- no promises, but I'll ask. - Oh, thank you.
- Susie: He's adorable. - Bridget: Yeah.
- Hi. - Hello, hi.
I left this with you in good faith to love and cherish.
- Take it. - Huh?
Woman on TV: They're too much trouble. I'm officially done dating.
Come to the party! I want you to come in and really warm it up.
Yes, you got the ticket for me
- He's your personal shucker? - No. He-- he shucks for me from time to time.
You're meeting with Lin-Manuel Miranda? Oh, my--
Get into your weeds, again not sexual,
Otherwise there'd be no reason for Ted to talk Tahoe.
- How you doing, Aaron? - Aaron Warden.
is that my wife, Vanessa, and her friend
- It's pretty great. - Uh-huh.
and-- and I will use the ticket you got for me,
It's in the same family as a scarf, as a ascot, as a pocket square.
I'm not signing your dumb piece of paper, Larry.
( Susie crying out )
- Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah, all right.
So, this is the guy you're working with?
- The guy who-- the leaner? - Yeah, the leaner.
None of it would have happened
- Oh, Jesus. - Can we sit down?
- Hi, Vanessa. - So nice to meet you.
that Mrs. Shapiro did the wrong thing,
- You mean right now? - Mm-hmm.
( sighs )
But, uh, I would hope that as you shuck
Women love it. They go nuts.
I am gonna be in a lot of trouble.
Well, he's not just good at shucking; he's great at shucking.
♪ Till the world turns upside down ♪
- Larry: People love this? - Mm-hmm.
No, not in New York, but I have one here I've been renting.
It's a new me. It's a new me.
Hi. I'm bald, I wear glasses, and-- and this is my ticket.
- What did he say? - He-- he said you two were going.
Does he have any relevant information
This is my new look
- Total objection to that plant. - Judy: Just a second.
They should have that for sex.
Today with-- with Lin...
He'll shoot you, then he'll stitch your ass up.
- I would love some, too. - Huh?