Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Green eyes. I don't know, I mean...
Go on, do it.
Graves Golf What have you done to me
You can do it.
I'll hold it.
You'll get the riddle.
...Hogan or Sneed.
What kind of saddle?
I don't care if it's your quest.
That's enough, Roy.
Tin Cup can do it. I seen him do it lots of times.
Why not?
...with an elite field of players...
God almighty.
It may not be much of a river to you, but to me...
Waggle.
Yeah, don't forget dogs.
You’re All Fucking Nuts
Here.
You got it bad?
- He's crazy. - So are you.
Doreen's looking for you.
This is everything.
No, I owe her $12,000.
When you go down... ...you go down in flames
Come on, man.
I'll get penalized for slow play.
- Gets his name in the papers. - Let me just finish.
He says he carried you on his back all them years.
No, look.
Well, no.
Stay out of the rough. I recommend...
You are who she thinks you are, man!
How does a pro like you shoot an 82 at Pinehurst?
Graves Golf!!! What have you done to me#!?
Let me just look at my...
...and they take the man and his son to different hospitals.
...it'd be one of the most remarkable turn-arounds in history.
I gotta hand it to you Roy
Coming out of Winter trying to find your swing
Give me, like, 6.
Well, what the hell?
Hi, honey.
He's doing the Arnold Palmer thing.
He's throwing darts. If we don't make birdies, we're playing for second.
...and I'll show you.
Plus, if the boys in Salome were in town, they'd come here.
What do you get?
I told you.
I don't have the money to pay you! I'm broke!
There's a lot of head cases out there.
Not just the biggest...
Therapist laughs at the patient?
There is no catch.
30 yards of bar and grill, then must go through the doors, over umbrellas...
What in the world would I want with your stupid driving range?
I got the shanks
What do you think my best shot was? The 7-iron on 12?
...get drunk.
4 to 1.
Another driving range pro, that's all we needed!! Unbelievable story!!
These people didn't pay 30 bucks to see a tour star lay up on a short par 5.
Go for it
Let the big dog eat!
You don't handle hooch like you used to.
...semi...
Shit, give him 10-1.
Dear Jmog, You Drive for Show and You Putt for Dough.
I'll be sure to tell him.
...or she's sexy.
In fact, wait a minute, get on top. I'll show you.
Doreen...
Houston.
I've been dreaming about waffles for 1,800 miles.
...but the body, which turns away from the target,
Jeff on the last par 5... Give me another ball!
Another Ball
Look at these balls.
Looks level. Roll it in like you know what you're doing.
Slow down.
Our relationship is and will remain strictly professional.
Look what I'm wearing. I'm playing for Rio Grande Short-Haul Trucking.
Plus an enhanced stature in the community...
Win the Open.
But I'm susceptible and frequently wrong when a person lies to me.
I drained a 30-foot snake to qualify.
So maybe it's something you said...
I could make that.
I never miss with the 7-iron.
I didn't know there was a mirror in here. Isn't that cute?
Moving my head?
It’s not San Diego, but it’ll do!
You're with the wrong guy.
Especially when I knock it on the green.
...to so many charities and all of your fans.
You're getting defensive, and I want you to just tell me why you're here.
I bet Mickelson and McCord your caddy can knock it on from here.
Molly, get a grip.
Washburn after 2 days at Tatanka…..
...I can help you through the qualifying.
Ben Hogan, now, who's he?
Come on, Roy.
David Simms. What the hell are you doing here?
...I'll do well and...
Great Open in '73.
Brand-new Titleist.
You finally pulled it off...
John Cook at the par 518th.
And Roy McAvoy just won't go away.
Just waggle it.
3- wood.
Anyway...
Who was Valdictorian Who was Salutatorian
And the unfinished symphony of...
...he's kind of cute. He's cute.
He'll end up selling...
Me too.
Who wants to bet I can't par with a 7-iron?
To Romeo, my best friend,
You're making me nervous.
Yeah, that's exactly right. That's the question, Why?
What?
Cheers.
...things have officially changed here.
You're a smart woman, for chrissakes.
Tin Cup.
He's in jail here.
This impending disaster's a driving range pro.
I'm sure there are some excesses and repetitions here,
We've seen this position before.
Shut up and hit the ball!
Just hit them up. Just stand up there. You can do it.
We're sleeping together, so I can't be.
That's not the point, is it?
Mr. McAvoy, I can appreciate that you have a fairly laid-back lifestyle...
- That's good. - No, I'm sorry.
That's what the golf swing's about.