Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's got her waggling now.

With a little draw.

Did you see this?

Kroger??? Grip it and rip it

This guy off the street can kick your ass at golf anytime.

I changed my mind. Give me the 3-wood.

Roy McAvoy has his signature...

It's a miracle he lasted this long.

- Jesus. - Not all of them.

That was a 12. That was a 12.

A little compassion.

McAvoy has done it.

You just said yourself you're a crumby shrink.

That's where you come in.

And the definition was shit.

The U.S. Open? The biggest golf tournament in the world?

- Unbelievable! - Jesus Christ!

So, birdie wins it.

I'll need a fairway.

Think of sitting around the bar crowing about the Cadillac you won from me.

Sculled the 8. Fatted the 9.

How about my destiny?

Give me a ball!

We don't see this everyday.

And nobody'll even go down there to dip a toe.

You won't listen to me, will you?

He's always been a jerk.

...these issues would be in the open.

You can make that shot. Hell, I can.

...when you first started talking I was smitten with you...

I can't believe he's doing this.

#tincup Chili peppers up Lee Jansen’s ass.

Earl gives me the straight read, thing breaks half a dozen times.

I wish Romeo were here.

...most idiotic, grotesquely masquerading game ever invented.

If he gets it out of there, I'd be surprised. A pro I'd give 10-1.

I'll be playing a pink lady today.

I missed you, pods. I missed you.

How is that possible?

- Oh, God! - Don't worry about it.

I am your Juliet

I don't know if anyone told you, but you're a great dancer.

You sure did. It was the greatest 12 of all time.

I'm sorry, I have things to do. I don't need to be treated like that.

Do I come to your office and ask for an autograph?

...or an Arnold Palmer...

Not unless I knock it by you.

Do it and I’ll own you

I toed it, but it'll do!

Well, that's okay. You'll have to lay up then.

Fescue Gimme another ball

I'm playing it from right here, now.

But the real story today involves a driving range pro...

It's only an autograph, man.

By giving me the driving range?

Grip it and rip it.

For a report on his plight, let's go to Gary McCord...

Oh, God. He's right.

...and don't try to be cool, just be honest and take a risk.

...nature kind of thing.

McAvoy with another perfect drive at the 18th.

You need to apply those risks to your personal life as passionately.

You might want to make some plane reservations Friday, though...

She's been here a while.

Plus he needs his carbohydrates

But that's not the point. The point is David is there for me.

It's got to go.

You had the same shot yesterday on 18 without a headwind.

Caught it a little bit high, a breeze in his face. That's got to go.

My life is too short to watch this team blow up….ive seen it too many time

Just take your drop.

And the $250,000 purse has just gotten a little bigger.

do it, and we'll own you, Boasberg.

I'll be inside if you need me.

Son-of-a-bitch.

I’m going to go to Q School and kick Manziel’s ass

who's filling in for derrick binzi? casia fernandez-martini.

And in addition, you got great legs and...

...you've regressed.

He goes for the green, he brings 6 in, he brings 7 in.

So, the oil man in Dallas or Houston, I don't know where he was from.

You guys are really being childish.

I need advice. I need counseling.

...some say it's because I never finished anything in my life.

I know that under the circumstance I should recommend another therapist.

Let him hit it, it's only an exhibition.

When a defining moment comes along, you define the moment...

...and overcoming that crap.

I'll give you my services for golf lessons and...

...and shrinks need shrinks... But, it happened. You said it would.

...and letting go.

Give me another ball

A lost and desperate soul stands before you.

Hey, I just knocked it stiff from 250.

Would your advice have been different?

Look, your job isn't just to qualify for the Open.

This is for par.

Let the big dog eat

Set up to the ball.

Where you can still shoot a 65 in your sleep.

You're still in the exit room.

Therapy, I mean. How do I start doing it?

... But they'll remember your 8!

That's a smart play.

He must pop that pelican off its perch.

Somebody tell this clown he doesn't have to hit it from there

It's a 3 shot par 5.

What the hell do you think you look like… Shooting those chili peppers up President Obama’s ass?

what an ugly dog

- You all right? - Aw, shit.

That's a hell of an idea!

It's not a shot you want to be aggressive with.

Did you mean it unconsciously?

...he's disqualified.

What do you think you look like shooting chili peppers up Gary Koen’s ass?

I've seen this hole on TV. Hit the big dog up the chute.

You talk like a golfer.