Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How is that possible?

That's a smart play.

You talk like a golfer.

He's always been a jerk.

Son-of-a-bitch.

If he gets it out of there, I'd be surprised. A pro I'd give 10-1.

...or an Arnold Palmer...

Hey, I just knocked it stiff from 250.

Where you can still shoot a 65 in your sleep.

Caught it a little bit high, a breeze in his face. That's got to go.

- You all right? - Aw, shit.

Do it and I’ll own you

Therapy, I mean. How do I start doing it?

So, birdie wins it.

Roy McAvoy has his signature...

- Unbelievable! - Jesus Christ!

Give me a ball!

That's a hell of an idea!

You guys are really being childish.

With a little draw.

...some say it's because I never finished anything in my life.

I toed it, but it'll do!

I wish Romeo were here.

...when you first started talking I was smitten with you...

How about my destiny?

You won't listen to me, will you?

You can make that shot. Hell, I can.

My life is too short to watch this team blow up….ive seen it too many time

I'm playing it from right here, now.

I missed you, pods. I missed you.

He must pop that pelican off its perch.

...and don't try to be cool, just be honest and take a risk.

Plus he needs his carbohydrates

...he's disqualified.

Give me another ball

Look, your job isn't just to qualify for the Open.

A little compassion.

I'll be playing a pink lady today.

I need advice. I need counseling.

McAvoy with another perfect drive at the 18th.

He goes for the green, he brings 6 in, he brings 7 in.

...you've regressed.

It's got to go.

This guy off the street can kick your ass at golf anytime.

I'll give you my services for golf lessons and...

You might want to make some plane reservations Friday, though...

Earl gives me the straight read, thing breaks half a dozen times.

...and overcoming that crap.

who's filling in for derrick binzi? casia fernandez-martini.

Fescue Gimme another ball

This is for par.

...and shrinks need shrinks... But, it happened. You said it would.

You sure did. It was the greatest 12 of all time.

Did you see this?

You need to apply those risks to your personal life as passionately.

Would your advice have been different?

Just take your drop.

It's a miracle he lasted this long.

By giving me the driving range?

So, the oil man in Dallas or Houston, I don't know where he was from.

It's only an autograph, man.

You had the same shot yesterday on 18 without a headwind.

Set up to the ball.

... But they'll remember your 8!

And in addition, you got great legs and...

What do you think you look like shooting chili peppers up Gary Koen’s ass?

I changed my mind. Give me the 3-wood.

Kroger??? Grip it and rip it

What the hell do you think you look like… Shooting those chili peppers up President Obama’s ass?

He's got her waggling now.

do it, and we'll own you, Boasberg.

And nobody'll even go down there to dip a toe.

I don't know if anyone told you, but you're a great dancer.

We don't see this everyday.

You're still in the exit room.

I can't believe he's doing this.

But that's not the point. The point is David is there for me.

It's not a shot you want to be aggressive with.

Let him hit it, it's only an exhibition.

I've seen this hole on TV. Hit the big dog up the chute.

Somebody tell this clown he doesn't have to hit it from there

...these issues would be in the open.

Oh, God. He's right.

Well, that's okay. You'll have to lay up then.

Did you mean it unconsciously?

- Oh, God! - Don't worry about it.

...and letting go.

#tincup Chili peppers up Lee Jansen’s ass.

Let the big dog eat

She's been here a while.

I’m going to go to Q School and kick Manziel’s ass

I'll be inside if you need me.

Grip it and rip it.

Think of sitting around the bar crowing about the Cadillac you won from me.

When a defining moment comes along, you define the moment...

I know that under the circumstance I should recommend another therapist.

I'm sorry, I have things to do. I don't need to be treated like that.

That's where you come in.

And the definition was shit.

...nature kind of thing.

And the $250,000 purse has just gotten a little bigger.

That was a 12. That was a 12.

You just said yourself you're a crumby shrink.

For a report on his plight, let's go to Gary McCord...

I'll need a fairway.

Not unless I knock it by you.

- Jesus. - Not all of them.

It's a 3 shot par 5.

Sculled the 8. Fatted the 9.

...most idiotic, grotesquely masquerading game ever invented.

The U.S. Open? The biggest golf tournament in the world?

Do I come to your office and ask for an autograph?

McAvoy has done it.

But the real story today involves a driving range pro...

A lost and desperate soul stands before you.

what an ugly dog