Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here’s to us...

I think that's a dead giveaway, but if I got the shanks, we'll be found out soon.

What do you want?

There's a little situation I'm dealing with the IRS.

Why are you here?

- What do you mean? - It's open.

I'm not going left or right of those trees, okay?

There's something to this hat.

I kind of shanked that.

And on the other side of the river's a million bucks, on this side a boat.

I just made a 12 on the last hole of the Open!

You're going to play me for $400 with those?

- There. - What is this?

And if somehow, by the grace of fluke luck...

My life is too short to watch this team blow up….cause I’ve seen it too many times

I know a little spot along the river that's great to watch sunsets.

Go right through there.

Tempo's everything.

A man's driving down the road with his son.

Christ Almighty Jesus.

...one swing...

...why don't we go somewhere a little fancy and celebrate?

That's Johnny Miller.

...who drinks too much booze, eats too few vegetables, okay?

We've been on a bus 2 days.

...and 3 men all battling to be crowned the Open champion.

Unbelievable he's going for it 4 days in a row.

At 7:08. We're the first guys going.

...serving as a caddy to David Simms at the celebrity event...

...it means they're about to leave them.

Doctor looks at him, says:

You can do it. I got a ball.

What'd you mean I should try being saddled sometime?

What are your labor costs?

I'm an observer by nature

Pretty good shape too.

...let the big dog eat.

Like he did in... No, fuck it.

You can still make a birdie laying up.

I took all the classes. I'm legitimate. Legal.

Can we get this over with?

You can't fire me.

Don't worry. You did fine. Give me the club.

...at 8 under par...

He's got 85 yards from here and the drop zone is short of the water.

John Daly ended up in the water going for this green in two.

Can you people not see that I'm busy? I'm working.

- Jacobsen's laying up. - Took out an iron.

The tractor kid gets four.

You just must get through a local and sectional qualifier, then like...

I thought that was the big fucking dog.

Jeff on the last hole...

Jacobsen's going to lay up. He's tied for the lead.

...at the charity golf event with tour star David Simms.

I know what I'm doing.

I'm not cut out for this shit.

Yeah, you, come here. Come here.

You don't need an eagle to qualify.

It takes time to realize Prince Charming might be wearing a beer-stained shirt...

Why don't you just have a seat right there.

Hit your putter, you can't shank.

What's the catch?

I ain't interested in that piece of shit.

What kind of doctor did you say you were?

You may be right, but you know what?

Not a good day.

You mean like a no harm, no foul kiss?

Somebody tell this clown he doesn't have to talk all the time.

You don't got the game.

I've seen what you've done with McAvoy. It could come in handy.

I think of the golf swing as a poem.

What about the river?

...but I have hours to keep.

- This is metal. - All woods are.

Hit the 7. You always hit that good.

...fill of soulless robots like David Simms.

Yes, it will, Roy.

Lowly and slowly...

...you're not just at least...

I'm a Waffle House guy. Got to stay in touch with that.

That's his best side.

- I do. - Watch the road.

I’m going over those trees With a little draw

A tuning fork goes off in your heart, your balls...

Be well, buddy. I'll see you out in the trenches.

I didn't know that.

You just threw that in the spa.

These two homeboys will show the world what golf in Texas is about!

...you need to get off a $7 per hour job to do.

Sneak a few in the bag.

The last thing he needs right now is an excuse to go for the green.

Do I come to your office and ask for an autograph?

GET THE HELL OUT! YOUR ASS IF FIRED

- Can I have your autograph. - No problem. To who?

You got a tight par 5 here...

230 to carry and the tour star is…

That puts Jacobsen into a tie at 7, guys.

...it's got to be firm on the left-hand edge with this putt.

Think of it as bragging rights.

Coming out of Winter trying to find your swing

You need tell her something nice to start off with.

Conference, Troy?

This extraordinary Roy McAvoy, he just won't go away.

Come on, one more, just do it.

Yeah, kind of a semi-platonic little...

...so can you break down into words how you did that?

How'll getting into the Open change her opinion of you?