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I'll bet you $100 that Roy can hit a ball...
He's my son.
What do you think my best shot was? The 7-iron on 12?
Maybe that was a coaching mistake.
It's $200 of shit.
Make more birdies.
You don't need an eagle to win. Birdie wins, par ties.
Right there.
Jigga
I brought you to the river. That's a...
...and a half-million dollar purse.
Goddamn!
...and touch...
Don't touch it.
I'm going to qualify for the U.S. Open and kick your boyfriend's ass.
This is my quest!
You and me at Cottonwood?
...you better play with control...
Yeah? My inner child needs a spanking?
Cost me 3 strokes a side.
Consciously or unconsciously?
What about that bunker shot on 18 which to my recollection was a 7-iron.
...children, dogs...
...who shot an opening round 83 yesterday...
Fine, you owe her $12,000. Like it makes a difference.
If I make an eagle that puts me 10 under.
So long!
Now?
Hell, I haven't even thought about him in a dozen years.
I take it your answer is no.
Something about floating through the universe.
You're my man.
I'm just a humble golf pro. Could I help you?
Son goes into the operating room, all right?
"I Nutted That Thing." "I Mean, I Nutted It."
Fine.
It doesn't matter.
Well...
Suppose there's a guy and he's standing on the shore of a river...
230 to carry, and the tour stars...
I want to feel better. What kind of therapy is this?
- Yeah, look... my best friend. - See who's over there?
...He's a very good person and he's there for me thing.
Never mind.
Simms, from the rough.
Whenever anybody says they're with a really good person...
Sometimes power is good enough to win.
Do it, and I'll own you.
Dr. Kasseldorf?
Unbelievable story!!!
Didn't I?
I'm acting from the heart, how can that be a mistake?
who's filling in for santiago? emma.
Take this tee...
Tempo is all, perfection unattainable, as at the top of the swing...
Yeah, maybe it was. Thanks, amigo.
What was he thinking about?
Thank you.
Them signs are at least 30 yards further.
Yeah. It's not as romantic when you're actually with one, trust me.
Come on, Roy.
...include kicking a man when he's down?
Trust your feelings.
Get in the other room, please.
I'm going to lay up.
I didn't say shit!
Inner debris, garbage...
He thinks it's your department.
Shot a 65.
That's it?
Don't worry about it.
...and I can't get time off work to do it.
Post wedding
He's just got to be thinking of that brutal, ego-sapping, manhood-robbing...
Cowboy?
You did what I said...
Should have set an alarm.
Hi
That's the patient exit room.
And dogs.
Guess I'm going with the safe shot, boys.
National television, no warm-up.
This is ridiculous.
'Cause your ass is fired.
It's got your name on it.
...golf and sex are the only things you don't have to be good at to enjoy.
...was a defining moment.
I guess my question is...
Sit down.
Can I ask you a question?
You hit that shot, keep walking.
Actually, I picked up a whole bunch of new clients at the Open.
Well, so am I. I mean, hell...
It does.
...and make that pelican right there fly off its post.
You're back whining, pissing, moaning. You're back.
That don't fit.
I knew it was some kind of room. There were no magazines.
Turn your hat around. Do it, Roy!
Wrong, Roy.
Anybody think they got a brain with 2 ounces of brain?
Besides, I'm focused.
It’s a seminar
Why not?
West Texas.
She must think I'm a nothing.
7- iron.
- Nice playing. - Hell of a round.
I always liked that car.
...to open his final round here.
First sign of adversity, you quit.
Tell me...
He's in the lead.