Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now give me the driver and shut up.
This is just guy stuff.
No stranger to championship play. And he's going to lay up.
You hit the shot that took you out of the money.
Nonetheless.
Get out of here!
I thought you hated him.
Everyone puts in 20 bucks. Pot goes to whoever solves the riddle.
She was crying when she came out.
Grips will fix it!
Nice par, David.
Really?
...there's a hesitation, a little nod to the gods.
Fine, be like that.
But so has he.
The word normal and him don't often collide in the same sentence.
- I was playing to win. - 5 in a row, out of bounds.
Thanks.
You don't know no shrinks.
In your parlance, Kick back and let the big dog eat.
Hello?!
God Almighty.
Hit the driver, Tin Cup.
Why so serious?
I was just offering work.
Nice par David
...tradition and integrity and honor.
A woman can have the same effect.
To the quitter.
Hello, Cup.
John Daly couldn't do it. What's he doing?
I'm trying to win this tournament and your job is to help me.
Romeo, shut up.
What the hell is he doing?
Thank you for West Texas.
You can still make par from there.
I mean, shit!
He hit it down the fucking road, didn't he?
When EWR756FO comes out really...
Cheer
...operating a barely-solvent business, ducking the IRS...
Your boyfriend's a golfer.
David just wanted to make a point.
Don't you know the work of hustlers when you see it?
When do I tee off?
What Is The Golf Swing, by Roy McAvoy?
All right. A former paramour once ascribed my...
Did that tuning fork ring in your loins?
Yes, as much as Earl.
Oh, good.
I can't watch this.
Everybody gets what they get.
From right here.
237, man.
...the Mississippi, the Rio Grande...
Yeah, we'll take the job.
...I can always tell when someone's lying to himself.
...83 he buried himself under today.
Good seeing you.
This humble pro from Salome, wherever that is.
That is just inexperience, just pure and simple.
My God!
Call me Roy, Molly.
God! First And goal and you run 4 rollouts to the right!
Just cut the golf talk, please. Because this is a mistake.
Like he did in Junior Golf.
Take it off.
You should work on your short game but...
Right.
...I love old Earl, but...
David's involved in a lot of charity work.
AGAD 2018
You know, the U.S. Open is it for us.
...the all-time Open round record.
Fuck. Shit.
Lay it up.
Remember Brownsville?
Easy, guys. He can still make 5. He can still make 5.
Take your jacket off.
Waggle.
Because that shot was a defining moment.
He didn't have enough club.
That should cover it.
I want a legitimate swing.
You're looking like a fool, hitting the ball pure and simple...
...we're not going out.
I feel we're making progress.
It won't always be like this, you know.
No, no, no. This is what always happens. He's going for it.
Everyone says my face is screwed up tight as a drum.
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...privilege in regard to this outfit?
He's tied for the lead...
...between the trees, off a water closet, or loo, as you might call it...
You want a hint?
I am flattered you asked me out.
Shit!
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You might want to make plane reservations soon, the way you're hitting.
But they had one there. That's all I'm saying.
My, God, Roy, it was... Well, it's immortal!
I bet she has a golf watch.
The words strategy and marketing dont often collide in the same sentence....
Jesus.
You know.
I assume I have the confidentiality of the doctor/client...
I'm a neo-Jungian, post-modern Freudian, holistic secularist.
That's my bet.
He always quits.
His name is Roy McAvoy and he's called Tin Cup.
You're supposed to be pros!
I bet you $1,000 against my car that I can beat you any game.
Goddamn it, David, just hit the fucking 3! Hit it!
A new gig?
...moderately attracted to me.
Is anybody home?
...and drilled a 240-yard shot over water to the 16th green...
...then carry 30 yards of river.
He's back in contention, but he must continue to play smart.
Make a 5, for crying out loud. That's insane.
My life's too short to watch you blow up all... I've done it too many times.
...and get up and down for par.
Tiger to Francisco
That's not a good idea.
I need you on my team.
No chance to hit it on the green.
Just hold still...
...and you can't wait...
It's about gaining control of your life and...
Show a little warmth.
- Right. - I promise.
Dollar bills.
No.
You're a head case. You always have been, always will be.
Let's see if the big dog'll eat.
Conference, Troy?
You should take me home.
Way I'm swinging today, only thing that bothers me is insufficient applause
Any of you shitheads ever get bored?
Why must you use all the psychological language?