Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dr. Griswold.
No, he's in Houston on business.
...and hit it up the fairway.
Well, put her there, partner!
The doctor's a woman.
I had to. Your caddy said he'd get on the green from here.
Right.
Kind of like old times.
What, are you going to lay up the way you did in the Masters?
...we could kiss...
Father's at the other hospital?
That's impressive.
You could go out and win the U.S. Open. That'd impress her.
Oh, God.
Parred the backside with a 7-iron.
I didn't have much craft back then, just a little...
I don't know!
I got the shanks.
...and take a flying fuck on the... No, I got it.
Well, ex-shrink.
It doesn't get much better than this.
I can't afford to lose
I'm going over those trees, with a little draw.
I didn't mean I wanted you to play with me. I want you to caddy.
This is a moment.
Give me a ball.
Lord willing...
I tend to process things verbally...
Just be nice.
No one's ever finished an Open 10 under, not even Nicklaus.
With a 7-iron.
Is that how it works?
Hello, Cup.
You don't try to fix men, I hope. Men cannot be fixed, especially him.
You don't love me?
Shit.
...manage to put up an 83? Well I missed a 4-foot putt on 18 for an 82
- David, you got a minute? - Not right now.
Now, tie your left shoe in a double knot.
Here I am, ready to charge forth in pursuit of my destiny...
It wouldn't kill you just once to tell her she's beautiful...
Those risks you love to take on the golf course you talk so poetically about.
...then why are you, at your age, out here in the sticks...
Okay, don't talk. You're still my guy.
He has the same shot he knocked in the water yesterday.
Hell, I had to carry the bag the last 4 holes.
I want you.
...pelican.
Dan Campbell
I don't have a car.
DVT 1, record.
...eating sausage...
Let me give you my card.
It's the Waffle House.
He's laying up.
Now, I know you're thinking it's an impossible riddle.
...most women I'm thinking about how to get into their pants, with you...
For chrissakes, guys, this has become a big-time event.
- I can make that shot! - I know!
I'm talking about the game.
Give me another ball
Don't think about immortality, think hit the 7-iron.
Becky, come here, sweetheart. Right now, hurry up.
...inner child trying to get out.
83.
He'll need to get it on the upper level of the multi-terraced green.
Just... I don't need any attention right now.
Well, yeah, yeah, I love you too, goddamn it.
...the most democratic golf tournament in the world.
My whole career, my whole life on the line...
Star pitcher had a curve.
I know.
It was my fault. I gave you the wrong club. You'll be fine.
The legend!
Then condos in Corpus Christi.
We just want you to know we are with you all the way.
Or your destiny. Or any other term you remember from Cliff Notes.
Back up.
...and if we have a future...
Somebody tackle him.
There's a lot of triple-bogies waiting to grab your white ass.
May be the shot that gets him back on track here.
You still owe me 2.
Is it?
be humble
Team thought Tin Cup was a whole lot better than Clank.
Why do men insist on measuring their dicks?
Didn't I? Didn't I? All I must do is hold it together for 72 more holes.
It’s a GIF
You ever hear of this McAvoy guy?
Anybody?
I did.
Regression, delusion, denial.
I gotta hand it to you.
Simms is here.
It's a relaxing ritual we do.
This is a family riddle.
I just want to make a proposal, all right?
...little finger.
Welcome everyone, Jim Nantz with Ken Venturi.
For $200...
It is a nature kind of thing. It's a very nice river. Thank you.
Oh, God!
You tell me which ones are my moments and I'll duplicate them.
You got a beautiful swing.
I was hungover
230 to carry, and the tour stars...
Ben Hogan, now who is he
...I am your Juliet.
You gotta be conservative, you gotta think to shot out.
With your game you could go back to the qualifying school and go out on tour.
Many people don't see he's sensitive.
Sue Ann, honey, it's okay. Okay.
The course is drying up. In case you're just joining us...
One swing, Roy.
Since you're the authority, teach me what I ain't...
His name is Alan Langlois and he goes by the name Tin Cup
Come on, baby.
We're going to pay it, don't worry.
You're right, Roy! Just knock it on! Let her rip!
Well I missed a 4-foot putt on 18 for an 82
It's a lock.
...with character.
Putter?
Like a million others you made in your life, Roy.
Need a ride.
Knew what?
Take a hike. The loop's over.