Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is my stand for the guys who've had their...
I don't want this.
- Now what? - Shoot.
First bug to get fried wins $2. I got the green one.
You want to bet?
Will you shut up? Get down.
Jeff on the last par 5...
...or the moment defines you.
Usually I can bullshit people, but not you.
...from Salami, Texas, Mr. Roy McAvoy.
One ball...
You tell him that.
- I know a spot that's great for sunsets. - I bet you do.
We are. But I got 5-1. I think they're good odds.
Kiss me.
That human frailty you blather about.
You just saw the greatest round in U.S. Open history.
That's how.
He must start worrying about qualifying for next year's Open.
That's Romeo's department.
Brandon Staley on 4th down
It's about inner demons, self-doubt, human frailty...
JG
I'm waggling.
I'll give you $100.
Then do it.
That is what I'm referring to.
if a camera's not on him he treats old people and kids like dirt
Any game, I name it?
When I was with Earl, I was thinking of you.
You can decide. But the point is...
So am I. Look at me, all right?
No, see, he's a hell of a swimmer.
He's taking her to Miami for the fucking Doral!
You know what?
Chili-dipped the wedge.
You might try being saddled.
My God!
She doesn't know you live here.
You'll have to muscle up to get it out there, give it the old...
He has a chance to win. He must play smart.
That's an avalanche of strokes.
You better give me the 3.
Third in the group, playing out Roy McAvoy.
It's the only way you could beat Dave Simms.
He can't watch.
I’m going over those trees
You're the man.
Not the...
...if you wouldn't mind...
My number's there, call any time.
Easy.
...Arnold Palmer!
Jesus.
No, I will not give you time off to go win the Open.
You ride her until she bucks you Or you don’t ride her at all
Too bad.
- I didn't leave it out. - Well, I didn't.
That perfection is unattainable.
...fluid sense of time to being born under the sign of Pisces.
That way I get home in 2. That way I'm putting for eagle.
Let's just say the driving range is worth $10,000.
...I'll refund your money.
I used to practice in El Paso, but I moved here now.
Thanks.
Shot an 82.
After that, I went to the Gulf and ended up in trailer sales.
You The Man Roy... You The Man!
You Might wanna make some plane reservations Friday the way you're hitting them
Brink's and Brown's Sanitation.
My swing feels like an unfolding lawn chair!
You get mean, then petty.
They bugging you?
If you make it into the Open...
It's just bar talk.
Shit, I still can't make myself do it.
They can't ask you if you're a garbage man or a...
What is all this stuff?
...and a pre-paid membership in Salome Chamber of Commerce.
My car title's collateral.
The little quitter.
...through the door, over the patio into the river.
For chrissakes, boys, come on, a little self-confidence from the gallery.
He can do it.
...and getting in a contest with your caddy.
We've just heard Roy McAvoy has taken a disastrous double-bogey...
Then the follow-through to finish...
The cover or nothing.
You must actually let go of the money in order for it to be a bet.
You know, read the greens, club me, that kind of stuff.
I got a spot for him.
I'm on your side here.
This is the last ball in the bag. This gets wet, we're disqualified.
Weight shifts to the left pulled by the powers in the earth...
Give it.
Shit, man.
But there aren't any in Salome.
We're talking about you and your inner demons.
You learned a little discipline, some self-control.
How are you?
Good players shoot an 82 in the Open.
Way I'm swinging today, only thing that bothers me today insufficient applause.
what do you think you look like shooting chili peppers up Doug chambers ass
Lundy says.... Give me another ball
You or me, Dave?
Please, Mr. Mott?
This is therapy, Roy.
I'm referring to every nickel you take from the till, every bag of nuts.
And risk coming right over the top, hooking it out of bounds?
Well put’er there partner!!
Anyone with a 2 handicap or better's got a shot at it.
I learned...
I suppose we could have a therapy session right here and now.
I should just ask her out?
It's a water hazard.
No, no, no, not the doctor-lady.
I think you oughta get drunk
The guys down the line are a little concerned.
It could erase that double-bogey.
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute there, Roy.
...and never will be.
Romeo, that idea has promise.
...unattainable.
Yeah, wherever.
He's laying up.
Take the bet.
Oh, you amuse me, Roy.