Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- This is Doreen. - Hi, how are you?

Give me fresh undies

You qualify, you're in.

My caddie sleeping next to her.

That ball must have gone 220.

We could still have a playoff.

Right in the back of the jar.

I'll take 18 of them, all day.

Roy McAvoy has banked his third shot at the second hole...

What, you didn't fall in love with Earl to be your caddy.

Guys said if I could do that for you, imagine what I could do for them.

Roy McAvoy, after a par at 17. An eagle to shoot 60...

I'll meet you at the Winnebago! I'll fire up the blender!

I am so proud of you!

Let's go to west Texas...

Having a bad day?

When you go down, you go down in flames.

One good swing.

...to get back.

...striking the ball crisply...

He's not that good!

Playing out of Houston, Texas... ... David Simms.

What do you think you look like shooting chili peppers up Janzen's ass?

Haven't seen you in 3 days.

I’m going to go to Q School And kick Manziel’s ass

Give me the lumber.

That looks stupid.

Come on, Molly, when did you ever take a crazy risk?

237, man, to carry that water.

He's a good-looking man.

Can you people not see that I'm busy? I'm working.

Little gust there.

- I want to win my own tournament. - I bet you do.

He must remember he's in contention.

Perhaps I'm chock-full of inner demons.

...driving range pro whose checks are signed by a stripper.

The opening phrase of this poem will always be the grip.

Waggle it and let the big dog eat.

...as I blow by.

He has found the water for the third straight day.

...or don't ride at all.

It's heroes that I need. Not obscure driving range pros.

After all these years you think I'm full of shit?

I played in the Pro-Am with some asshole movie star here once.

This is the stuff of legend, I would say.

He ought to be here.

I didn't know you meant me.

Good luck in the Open.

I've got money from the bet. Let's go somewhere fancy and celebrate.

Should I hit the big dog or the 2?

I’m a Waffle House guy You gotta stay in touch with that

We owe her $12,000.

...I win and y'all don't agree that it was an easy riddle, then...

Fine, take the 3-wood.

He didn't sneak over?

You failed miserably.

It's come down to the 72nd hole of this championship...

No, my self-esteem is fine.

I can't bring a guy in off the street to play in my tournament.

Oh, I am so sorry.

Dropping 5, hitting 6.

Try backing up and giving me just a little room.

...and I'm smitten with you more every day I think of you and...

The tractor kid gets 5 bucks an hour.

Balls versus brains.

who's filling in for lou talbot? sharon waltham.

...and river's full of piranhas, alligators, eddies, shit like that.

All right, what if the father married the son's daughter?

She's my shrink.

Can I have a doughnut?

I have no idea what it's progress towards, though.

This session is over. I have someone coming soon. Leave.

...to return your car.

This time'll be different.

I must run right now...

- What a nice guy. - Did you get his autograph?

Genjo, ojo lali ngopi sek, ben waras

Perfection is...

I thought I caught it on the toe.

Get control of that guy.

Not all my thinking occurs below the belt.

We ought to have a camera on Simms.

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...what would possess a guy to swim for it?

What'll you do?

Although we could say if I get to 500 bounces on the wedge...

Birdie wins, parties. Hole out a wedge for a goddamn eagle?!

I know. You put a hell of a move on it.

You'll be fine.

Feminists pose the riddle to reveal sexual stereotypes.

That's hardly ever been the case.

Over to 18, guys, quickly.

Give me another ball.

Your job is to teach me patience and humility. Don't advise me on love-life.

I thought you were supposed to be out on the pro golf tour.

Words of Wisdom Get Closer!

...and win the playoff.

Hit the damn ball.

Let's make this simple. Please, sit down right here.

He's not really a patient, he's my golf pro, but...