Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Absolutely, Roy.
You're using them on your first lesson.
I got carried away with the David thing. I should have...
I'll finish.
That's it.
Hell, I got corporate sponsors and 30 bucks a ticket.
You ride her until she bucks you...
I think I can help you with the mental aspects of the game.
Boss, you blew that one.
Another driving range pro, it's all we needed.
There's a Waffle House like this in Odessa, Texas.
Stay up!
Says it's a head thing.
Okay, guys. You know what? We better go. Come on.
Who is McAvoy?
...hitting his 8th shot.
It's a spa.
How'll you do that in front of everyone?
We'll just call this Roy's mental preparation for the U.S. Opening.
He's a juvenile idiot.
Unbelievable.
Fairways and greens Dave and don't forget to wave
...to bet on which crow'll fly off first.
Romes, you come back!
It's in Odessa. I'm from Odessa. I was born there.
What?
...and with his short game...
Okay, Ben, back at 16.
The all-time lowest round in a major doesn't belong to a Jack Nicklaus...
That was INCREDIBLE!
I'm with you, Roy.
...and add a golf theme, then, Romeo...
Tree Putt
Sweet 62!
Practice playing it safe.
...and no one gets the riddle, I get the pot.
We swipe enough free shit, we may pay for this fiasco.
Quit fucking around.
Please, Mr Mott?
The big dog just ate something.
Gimme a ball.
lklklklklklkl
Jimmy, if he lays up, he takes the bogey out of play.
No.
No shit, Sherlock.
Ryan golfing 18 pars Cmon man...
Why did you wait so long to leave that Simms character?
- I didn't come here to play for second. - Simms'll always be second.
You might want to make some plane reservations Friday...
My problem is, I've never been with a man who went for it.
...with out of bounds on the left. The 2-iron seems best.
...shifting weight to the right side without shifting balance.
You go up there and take a drop. Try to save par, like yesterday.
Hell, Mott
So how do I do it?
We’re Home!
I don't know who this guy is.
Don't force it if it don't...
Nobody's watching.
62.
He'd have to drive 100 miles to Midland or Odessa.
Get your hands off her.
...conservative.
It's to prepare for the Open.
This is promising.
...with an ex-girlfriend who is also a stripper. You broke that rule.
You owe me $12,000.
It’s a seminar
Look at me.
The sun's struggling to appear.
You see...
Here's to the finely-tuned athlete on the verge of greatness.
You went for the green on 18 today. Do you think that cost you?
We'll just call this Roy's mental preparation for the U.S. Open
He's the reason you're learning.
Dollar Bills
And, Harold, give me a vodka tonic with a twist.
'Cause you get that look on your face.
Greatness courts failure, Romeo.
Does integrity, tradition and honor...
...although no one has knocked it onto the green in 2 here today.
Not tonight.
Me?
He may be a soulless robot...
I'm just saying let him loose, let it rip...
Every one of them, brand-new Titleist.
You did.
Been a while.
Dear Jmog,
Now, old Roy...
Quitting?
For 15 holes, you seemed to grasp the concept here.
No one beamed him aboard.
You can't throw that dog leg with a 3-wood.
The bottom, just, boom, fell right out of the market so I needed a new gig.
what about that bunker shot on 18
The bag's lighter. You happy?
I'm no expert here, but it seems to me that...
You should've been there.
I'm not some just jerk driving range pro...
Way I'm swinging today, nothing bugs me except insufficient applause.
You can't ask her advice about the woman you're trying to hose.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Dollar bills.
What do you think you look like shooting chili peppers up Gary Koen’s ass?
...but here he is, going ten under, if he makes it.
We're playing Cottonwood, where you once shot a 59.
I put together a tournament...
But then there's the 7-iron.
I didn't mean it like that.
Well, I missed a 4-foot putt on 18.
You the man, Cup.
I could.
The Sports Machine brings you a bizarre incident...
...steroid jerk!
No.
Nice shot.
Hello?
...club head, okay?
That's it?
Bye, nice meeting you.
Oh, that was great.
I'll bet.
That was incredible! That was the shot of the tournament!
If you had been just a little nicer to me when we were an item...
God! First time you can qualify for the Open!
...thinking about getting into your heart.
It will.
Me?
I'm fine.
Because you're not thinking about shanking or Molly.
...making $7 an hour in some driving range.
There's only one other acceptable theory about how to hit the ball.
...this Roy McAvoy, this Tin Cup this empty cup...
He only needs par to tie. Tell him to lay up.
Nobody's heard from Molly?
...I am your caddy.
Nice par Bob
I heard you put a monster number up there.
You're there.