Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You go up there and take a drop. Try to save par, like yesterday.
This is promising.
You owe me $12,000.
Been a while.
I'm no expert here, but it seems to me that...
...with out of bounds on the left. The 2-iron seems best.
Gimme a ball.
There's a Waffle House like this in Odessa, Texas.
...to bet on which crow'll fly off first.
And, Harold, give me a vodka tonic with a twist.
Dollar Bills
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I got carried away with the David thing. I should have...
It's to prepare for the Open.
Not tonight.
No shit, Sherlock.
Me?
...making $7 an hour in some driving range.
Hell, Mott
He'd have to drive 100 miles to Midland or Odessa.
The Sports Machine brings you a bizarre incident...
Ryan golfing 18 pars Cmon man...
...and no one gets the riddle, I get the pot.
You should've been there.
No.
Absolutely, Roy.
You did.
We'll just call this Roy's mental preparation for the U.S. Open
I'll bet.
Dollar bills.
Ben Hogan, now who’s he?
I put together a tournament...
...conservative.
Does integrity, tradition and honor...
I'm just saying let him loose, let it rip...
The bottom, just, boom, fell right out of the market so I needed a new gig.
We’re Home!
...and with his short game...
It's a spa.
Look at me.
He's a juvenile idiot.
- I didn't come here to play for second. - Simms'll always be second.
No.
'Cause you get that look on your face.
I'm fine.
There's only one other acceptable theory about how to hit the ball.
You can't ask her advice about the woman you're trying to hose.
But then there's the 7-iron.
Nice par Bob
...and add a golf theme, then, Romeo...
He may be a soulless robot...
It's in Odessa. I'm from Odessa. I was born there.
Boss, you blew that one.
You're using them on your first lesson.
Bye, nice meeting you.
I didn't mean it like that.
So how do I do it?
Unbelievable.
Stay up!
...hitting his 8th shot.
If you had been just a little nicer to me when we were an item...
Now, old Roy...
Every one of them, brand-new Titleist.
Nobody's heard from Molly?
I'm not some just jerk driving range pro...
Oh, that was great.
I heard you put a monster number up there.
You ride her until she bucks you...
I could.
Okay, guys. You know what? We better go. Come on.
Sweet 62!
You might want to make some plane reservations Friday...
You can't throw that dog leg with a 3-wood.
Please, Mr Mott?
Greatness courts failure, Romeo.
Nobody's watching.
It will.
You see...
What?
Another driving range pro, it's all we needed.
The bag's lighter. You happy?
Don't force it if it don't...
...this Roy McAvoy, this Tin Cup this empty cup...
Because you're not thinking about shanking or Molly.
62.
My problem is, I've never been with a man who went for it.
We'll just call this Roy's mental preparation for the U.S. Opening.
The big dog just ate something.
That was INCREDIBLE!
Hell, I got corporate sponsors and 30 bucks a ticket.
We're playing Cottonwood, where you once shot a 59.
Dear Jmog,
Me?
You're there.
No one beamed him aboard.
Jimmy, if he lays up, he takes the bogey out of play.
...although no one has knocked it onto the green in 2 here today.
The all-time lowest round in a major doesn't belong to a Jack Nicklaus...
Tree Putt
I think I can help you with the mental aspects of the game.
That's it?
Romes, you come back!
What do you think you look like shooting chili peppers up Gary Koen’s ass?
He's the reason you're learning.
How'll you do that in front of everyone?
Well, I missed a 4-foot putt on 18.
...thinking about getting into your heart.
I'll finish.
lklklklklklkl
He only needs par to tie. Tell him to lay up.
Way I'm swinging today, nothing bugs me except insufficient applause.
Practice playing it safe.
The sun's struggling to appear.
That was incredible! That was the shot of the tournament!
Who is McAvoy?
God! First time you can qualify for the Open!
You the man, Cup.
Nice shot.
Quitting?
...shifting weight to the right side without shifting balance.
Get your hands off her.
Says it's a head thing.
I'm with you, Roy.
...I am your caddy.
Here's to the finely-tuned athlete on the verge of greatness.
We swipe enough free shit, we may pay for this fiasco.
It’s a seminar
Fairways and greens Dave and don't forget to wave
Okay, Ben, back at 16.
what about that bunker shot on 18
...but here he is, going ten under, if he makes it.
Why did you wait so long to leave that Simms character?
You went for the green on 18 today. Do you think that cost you?
...club head, okay?
That's it.
...steroid jerk!
I don't know who this guy is.
...with an ex-girlfriend who is also a stripper. You broke that rule.
Quit fucking around.
Hello?
For 15 holes, you seemed to grasp the concept here.