Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Trouble back there.

Hell, I probably even know him.

Hell, I’m not that Fuck’ed Up

He was on the green and in and out in 12.

Here's what he's got.

It'll show her I'm not who she thinks I am.

Put your change in your left pocket.

How'd I do that?

You don't need any money to pay me! We'll trade services.

- Don't worry. - Everyone's watching.

"Inner Debris, Garbage..."

Where does he get his name from is what I want to know.

Look at that. Smooth as silk.

Manage To Put Up An 93?

What an ugly dog.

He's a heart attack waiting to happen.

Anyway, he looked great.

No, look, no harm, no foul just a...

How did he get the name Tin Cup?

Nice par, Xander

It doesn't matter.

...rise to the challenge?

Yes, that's why I love it.

It's one of my few redeeming virtues.

Just turn it over and start it off low and go it right to left...

...manage to put up a 72?

Turn the hat backwards.

But I'm the only woman born after World War II who thinks astrology's bullshit.

...with the energy you give...

Do you believe this?

First State Bank of Salome. Woody's Smokehouse.

A patient thinks he's falling in love with me.

Snapped them in two.

It's like a tuning fork..

...letting go at the same time.

I swear to God I'll quit.

I have dozens of golf videotapes.

You play better.

We'll take our drop, tie...

You think I learned anything?

...it means you just can't go for it.

These are technical golf terms.

I qualified for the sectionals.

but I believe in gathering knowledge.

My god, Purdue! It was…why, it’s immortal!

What the hell do you think you look like shooting those chili peppers up Obama’s ass?

We do big and bold, colorful hair, lots of it. Look at me.

Suddenly, par's a hell of a number to me.

Give me the driver.

The final tour-qualifying round?

Romeo broke two.

He's in great position.

So dump that phony bastard you're with and come to the Open in my corner.

Kind of a thin line.

...is the first-round leader at the U.S. Open after a brilliant 67.

No chance for parole.

...native ability.

...semi-platonic, Roy.

To stand around and hit golf balls...

You'll have no trouble telling her you can't teach her until after the Open.

13 years in the driving range.

...as comfortable together as...

You didn't have to do that.

Get thumbnails on these guys. I don't know where he's from...

Here's to the finely-tuned athlete on the verge of greatness.

He can help me if we can behave like grown-ups together.

Nobody can figure them out.

What did you do at your last club Mr. Delgado?

- Don't do this. - I've hit flies with the 4.

I pictured something different.

Ever been to Amarillo?

You're trying to wring the club's neck.

Call me Dr. Griswold, Roy. I think I'm more of the grip it and rip it school.

Different hospitals.

What's the game?

All of it, right now. All of it.

...manage to put up an 83?

It's still going.

...who has spent most of his life in the woods and in darkness.

Shit, I'm twice as sensitive as he is. I mean, I...

I can make it across.

...so what about dinner and we can talk about us...

By finishing in the top 15 at the Open you qualified to be in it next year.

I'll tell you, I don't think there's any chance.

Got a golf watch?

"I Nutted That Thing. I Mean, I Nutted It."

That birdie by Peter Jacobsen forged a tie...

One swing each.

Oh, my God. Dear Lord, please. Dear Lord.

- Get it down. - That's in 4 hours.

And then, whatever happens, if you act from the heart...

Have you asked her out?

Should've stayed in real estate.

Go for it, Roy! Just knock it on!

I'm a Waffle House guy Gotta stay in touch with that.

Is that what those things were?

I was playing to win.

...don't move...

I mean, just utterly exposed, completely vulnerable...

Something's wrong.

Little chili-dipper there.

...from the moment you came here wearing this stupid shit.

It is bug-betting time! All right?!

And the man needs a ride home.

Put the tables together.

And sometimes I catch that 3 a little thin too.

What do you think you look like shooting chili peppers up Unidas ass?

...and tapped it in for a crowd-pleasing 13.

I think I got a good one.

In that case...

I saved par, didn't I?

And are fumbling between delusion and denial.

Not since the good old days at the University of Houston...

If he can still knock a wedge close and make par...

Any time for a quick bucket?

Well, Jim, I must tell you...

...he's supposed to learn something.

I counsel couples, so bring your caddie if you want.

...if a camera's not on him he treats old people and kids like dirt.

Winner winner chicken dinner

The golf ball pendulum thing.

You never know.

im going over those old b****** with a little draw

You going to drag your ass home with an 83?

...David Simms is tied for the lead at 5 under par with Peter Jacobsen.

That's all right.