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There has got to be a better half black/half polack joke.
Aii! Oh!
Rae, I'm not gonna... I'm not...
Who Parker posey?
You've been charging three bucks.
Yeah, you think you're tough ?! You think you're funny ?!
I'm looking at an ebony statue in tangerine,
( Garcia ) Sir, can I ask you to get off the...
( Dangle ) You on your way down there?
Friends.
Yeah, good luck with algebra, by the way.
So you can't... you gotta get used to that, all right?
I don't think there was any real reason
Nothing you wanna tell me?
and I just turn it off,
She's half polack.
Sir, okay, do you want some stick time?
because, honestly, that is no picnic down there.
He's working crosswalk duty this week,
On top of the car!
You're off, right?
It's, uh, you're not living up to your potential.
Are you sure there's nothing else?
I wanted to make amends,
Just put that on top of the car.
( Man ) You like that, don't you?
( Blowing whistle )
When he came in, he said, "yeah, girl, hook me up.
so I can see your eyes,
I was there for two minutes.
gotta go see my man.
What is it?
It's... it's... It's a...
Put it on the top of the car.
( Police chatter )
( Milk shake crying )
um, he's always saying stupid things, okay?