Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's OK, honey, it was an accident. Right, Caesar?

All right, that's lunch.

My husband's the anchor for Channel 12 News. He can't know about it.

Man, we could do this shit all day.

tastes like. What? Ah, man!

me in the movies other hoes

You do? This weekend's devoted to Mia.

You know what? Let's go. Wait, there's a door right here.

Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto.

We're close, but there's an intermediate step.

And they belong in this world with me and Dan.

I don't know, if that's the book that turned Mama into what she is,

This is a psychic. Si, he'll help you.

- sacrificing their children with her. - Kathy! Lily!

Shut up. Yes, of course.

...the book of evil. I know evil all too well.

Kendra and I recited the Latin words over and over

which has determined that you are...

What does that mean? I don't know.

He got dragged away, yelling out, Mama.

less experienced, more beautiful and delicious,

I'm gonna need a little help. I have to go to the bathroom.

and we're repainting it.

Caesar's probably smarter than half of those board members.

Qwetasdgzxvyuipohjlbnm.. Qwetadgzxvyiophjlbnm.,

Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto. Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto.

Uncle Dan, look at me. Evil spirits.

most of her vocabulary.

All right, enough.

I wasn't going to.

Oh, there he is, OK.

I don't know, man. Well, if it is the missing kids,

There's something more to this.

You sure we're alone here? Feels like there's somebody else in this house.

Or Jodes, J-Mom, Mrs. Sanders.

Wait a minute. I was wrong. It's a ghost.

The one with the cabin in the woods. Blair Witch Project.

When I see you, I see my father.

Uno, dos, tres.

Unto thee, Satan, I sacrifice these children.

Now, Jody, show us your routine.

I just had the most bizarro dream.

I am so glad you're OK, but tonight was a wake-up call.

Holy shit. Is that a drone? They're going all Zero Dark Thirty on our ass.

Bullshit. Cam Newton's law of gravity is:

What are you doing here? Hi.

One, two, three.

Relax, it's OK. Oh, my gosh.

Bitch?! Front door open.

Well, why they call it Johnson & Johnson?

testing the I-13 compound on 30 apes.

You've just got to talk in a baby voice.

Empty your mind of all the thoughts of today's troubles.

- I can talk. - Hey, Caesar.

I'm your stepmommy.

Your payment as requested. $500 in unmarked bills.

What are you doing? Huh?

Dan, please. I think there is something going on in this house,

I'm OK with this.

How can you be so sure? Look.

These apes are just like you.

We're very fortunate the older one, Kathy, has retained

do you? I guess.

Everyone was on high alert for these children,

Honey, you really need to relax.

And no more tattoos. What are you doing?

Did you see this?

- Is there a cellar? - Great.

Dan, I'm not their mommy. They can call me Aunt Jody.

We were making love and... Oh, my God!

Then it happened to Heather. That's some serious shit.

OK, then I do blessing, I protect house.