Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, man, the one with the cabin in the woods.

Mama! Mama! She's here! She's gonna kill us!

Here's where the children are.

You go on... shh... shh me again. I double-dog dare you, hell.

I'm... I'm so sorry.

Nope. Put that over here.

Maybe just a banana, then? Very much potassium.

It's the cliff from the dream.

Well, that explains the unreturned phone calls.

With three new kids to care for,

Every girl? No, no. I am strictly a one-woman guy.

Millions? What...? I'm broke.

That's the temporary nurses' shower.

More like whites, of course. We whites are a lighter shade of ape

Mama's helping us get ready. Oh, OK, I'll brush, too.

Hola, Mr. Blaine. Hi, Maria. How's your sister?

I am naming as her understudy Kendra Brooks.

maybe it could somehow reverse the curse.

No, what we really need are more security cameras.

All right, attention.

I'm not your fricking mommy.

Who do you know who wants to hurt you? Do you have a jealous colleague at work?

Throwing Mama off the cliff has really made me reevaluate my priorities.

No, I... I'm sorry. I should have listened to you...

The one with the cabin in the woods.

I'm OK with this.

Texas Chain Saw Massacre?

Ugh. No, Maria, enough of this stuff.

But could be something for you and Kathy to talk about, could be fun.

This morning? Yeah, you slept over.

Is that all? Pierre has a weight limit.

I should have known not to bring a wild animal into the house.

That's not fair. They're my brother Charlie's kids. We deserve them.

OK, how do we know who's a witch?

But now they can keep score.

I need to warn both of you that this is not going to be easy.

Introducing our new Swan Queen, Miss Kendra Brooks.

Look at mara she looks great

Your cue is coming up. Oh, Kendra.

Oh, come on, they'll only last a couple of hours, tops.

Dead. Demon kill her.

Uncle Dan. You know, these toothbrushes look an awful lot like dildos.

That's grown-up floss, honey.

Hey, little girl, what's your name?

Let's talk about a... man,

or within a mile of anyone's house.

Look, Mr. Dan, look.

That's nothing.

You said you'd had a dream that we'd grow old together.

Wearing blackface. Cool with that?

Yo, I think they gone.

Dude, what the hell was that?

I'm being told that all available officers are now on the scene.

It's gonna grow back just like a lobster paw.

Save it for tomorrow, Raul.

It's OK, Kathy. Remember these?

Just... warming up.

Luckily for Dan and Jody, there was someone in the house

We're pinning the future of our lab on wild beasts.

Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits?

at the cabin and on the way home.

All right, kids, here's our new house.

we ain't got time for this shit right now.

Ain't no black superheroes. I'm on it.

Look, we drew this picture for Aidan.

Naughty Nanny's here. Nice to meet you, Naughty.

Look at that. Caesar wants to help out around the house.

I'm sensing evil.

What's happening to me?!