Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can feel it. No, he just... went crazy.

chiqui on the beat

Oh, yeah! Girl, you are freaky.

I do not wish to repeat myself.

Return home to the cliff of... Holy shit!

Well, you can't win them all. Let's skedaddle.

We're looking for something very important.

3 Not another peep

Dan, wake up! Ma'am, you got to

You know what? I'm the adult. You're not the boss of me.

drew the attention of police, private detectives

Wait, we fired Maria. Who's gonna watch the kids?

Because sometimes in life... OK.

She hates this house. She hates you.

Jody! Thank God I caught you.

Oh, Aidan, it's OK.

where apparently police are battling dozens of apes in a running gunfight.

Oh, wait, wait, Mr. Grey... The safe word is deeper.

Just validate our parking. We'll take them home.

Or get the taste of that toothbrush out of her mouth.

they were also bringing home a hidden evil.

What I had to. We're a perfect suburban couple.

Well, I'm the dancer, so I'll do the kissing around here.

No, that's still shit with mustard.

What does this have to do with...?

Look at that form, that technique.

I'm gonna take a look around. Go ahead.

Oh, I don't know. I mean, I like to dance, but I just...

Was it just eight-year-old teen angst,

Why does this keep happening? Where's my arm?

You made this? Mama did,

No, sweetheart. Not Daddy.

What's making that sound?

You understand me? That's the way I would say it.

Oh, my God, what do I do? Oh, oh! Here, this, hold on!

It's OK. Look, I'm so sorry.

My private life is private. Hm.

I'm ready for it. Hey.

There, see, that's better. Come on, Aidan. What, what, what?

I'm not gonna be able to lift all those monitors,

That's discrimination. OK, now what the hell?

Joevsqe Wtzxvijn,

There, right now, there. I know. I'm trying.

- Where is your husband right now? - Carl's not my husband.

I hope Caesar is not just a big waste of time and money.

I must have dreamt the whole thing. Oh, no, we had sex.

Hm. Where did my toothbrush go?

Nah, man, I'm not going in there.

Oh, hey, been looking all over for this thing.

No, you did not just call me a bitch! Front door open...

Matt Damon's in his house? No, a mad demon.

Demons, apes, a ballet.

And so Jody was...

Sorry, won't happen again.

Shh. Hell. You better sit back before I punch you in your damn throat.

Are you OK? I'm fine, Martin.

See? It's Aidan on a rocket to the moon.

And we're painting it. Cut.

Maria, honey, help! Geez! Maria, put the camera...

You could've said that earlier.

Where's everybody going?

I mean, look at all the imaginative things I made out of blocks.

Lindsay Lohan's coming over to spend the night with you.

Hi. Don't forget about mommy!

Did you hear that, honey? They're ours!

Great news: They found my brother's kids.

Kendra, this isn't the cabin I was talking about.

except these two guys.

Well, I don't want to end up all over the Internet.