Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and let's go get some ice cream, huh?
if we're really quiet.
Why don't you just tell everybody in the world?
Oh.
(voice squeaks): Daddy's here!
Stop trying to find someone else to deal with this.
Hey, Andi's voicemail. (chuckles)
And one time at work, I saw a guy fall off the roof
(phone continues ringing)
That's not really apples to apples, is it?
She's growing up so fast.
"I'm gonna eat you all up!"
She is moody and irrational.
How'd it go with Purr Baby?
You know? And, uh...
(snoring) (whispering): Mom.
Oh, and, also, we're out of Pepto.
Parenting isn't about
I did it once for Mom. It was super fun.
And the only instruction you gave me
I keep thinking of you like this little girl.
(phone ringing)
All right, you know what? I don't like your attitude.
I want them to stay this size.
Oh, I know you know.
Katie! I got your text! Uh, I'll be right up! Don't worry!
I'm gonna cry.
Fine. Send the little one down.
Good morning! Let's yodel! Oh, God. (groans)
gotten away from me a little bit.
you could put them on their computers
Uh...
I think I have a solution that'll make everybody happy.
She had a much better sense of humor back then.