Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and today he's a salad.

And, uh, in keeping with this trend,

I don't want Joel's TV in here, either.

I heard myself say, "End of discussion,"

I'd start with that whale-saving story.

* I guess by now they know *

Abe? The boxes have been moved.

Research? No one was better at research than me.

- No, Buddy Hackett did not... - Dana? Greene?

- Virgil... - Buck-fifty.

But damn, I love the flute.

My father's study kind of smells like this.

I'm fine with buying a second television set.

You scared the daylights out of me.

not gonna store my couch in the basement forever.

Well, hello, Loretta.

Oh, this is the cutest thing ever.

Everybody comes here.

She needs a sense of order and normalcy.

Miriam, come in here, please.

It will just fit on your dresser.

So, Red Skelton's headlining tonight.

Look at all the great thinkers of our time.

I'll take care of it. I should get these to him.

What a son of a bitch.

- Working the room. - Dealing with hecklers.

You know Red Skelton?

I'm the good guy, you're the bad guy.

- Dinner? - Yes.

Is there a mayonnaise and Wonder Bread cafe

- No. - We can afford it.

that we need to learn in school.

- She should be wearing gloves. - I know.

Where's he running to?

Goddamn, I love that guy.

including the one you are holding, so I'd like it back.

a valuable commodity these days. - Uh-uh.

* The gentleman is a dope *

Oh, uh, "Midge" is fine, actually.

Your father said no. You threw such a fit,

Can we discuss this some other time? Please?

* Moon lights up the night *

Established comics do not come here

Well, it's up there. - Hey, what do you think about my name?

Yeah, what? You promised.

But we have to figure out what you'll say.

I want you to talk to Miriam.

* Are here again *

- What are these? - Oh, party records.

* So climb from your high horse *

Y-You ever here of Joe E. Lewis?

- What about Lotte McAllister? - That's an Irish stripper name.

What are you doing?

It worked, nothing worked...

We were worried, Miriam, worried sick,

I-Invents a whale-saving machine?

That guy's got a stranglehold on Florida.

We went out tonight like friends.

to all traffic.

It's okay. I don't mind.

* About it now *

"Susie Myerson... Personal Management."

- The great men. - The great women.

I'm never taking you into battle.

Just read, please.

I think Senator Kennedy's brilliant.

Everybody turned around and looked at me, and gee,

- Y-You see how he... - Yep, got it.

You can't give me a curfew.

Well, that's great, that's great.

I don't understand. It says that they want

Oh, I'm just babbling. Now, how about tomorrow?

This is Mrs. Moskowitz.

"Bing Crosby Sings Mother Goose."

opening up somewhere we could try?

Uh, part store, part museum, part archive.

As long as you're living under this roof, my rules apply.

He'd better come through.

- I don't like three guitars. - Goddamn it, Jackie.

- You should check him out. - Who?

I find your leadership confusing.