Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you tell her it's a private collection,
It's not one of those downtown, fifth floor walk-ups
So, I was wondering if you
Ethan would love this place.
* Again... *
Comedy recordings dating back 50-plus years.
Or you can buy new things, for your new life.
- Of course. - They say mobsters cut his face
I am perfectly capable of stealing your act for myself.
I did not vomit.
Well, I will let you know once we have a firm date nailed down.
When Richard Milhous Nixon becomes president,
but you said was too deep?
Let's go. Never heard of Art Joley...
And you realize just how great-looking she must've been
You could drop him by the office.
Oh, my God!
That's his new address.
That's how you judge shit like this.
Interesting.
a very, very funny guy.
No, he was throwing up earlier. I figure I should stay around
I'm gonna have Dorothy Dandridge beat me to death
Hey, pal.
"Fairly pedestrian." Hackett did send you, didn't he?
Oh, my God.
- I'm sorry I was late, but... - But what?
Now this is a good mainstream club.
* With a bucket in my hand *
Come on up.
- I'm not. - Hello?
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Everything I think is pertinent or interesting,
Number 34. 34, get up here.
I don't remember what couch you... - You know, it's funny,
* Are clear again *
Miriam, does your son not understand the word "therefore"?
- Are you kidding me? -10:00 if you keep arguing.
- Yes, ma'am. - Kitchen's full.
- "This shithole." - You're kidding.
You're in a place of business.
After dinner is my time to read.
I want to be the best.
No Jack Paar for you.
Do you want me to make us some cocoa?
- Do you know what time it is? - It's late.
- someone sent me? - What?
"Uh, because it's 1812."
Well, I mean, he's not "so-called,"
Are you sure Papa's okay with a second TV?
I'll be out in a minute, Mama.
I can't do today... the movers
Goulash seems to be a dish that suits all ages.
This park? This beautiful park?
- 'Cause you don't have to. - But maybe I want to.
What? - Because of your behavior tonight,
over his bulldozers.
* Who can doubt it now *
Okay. Come on.
He will if he doesn't want his wife to find out
Look, I'm gonna be branching out in my life.
Things should definitely sort themselves out
Question, should I have talked?
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the people of Greenwich Village.
5:00 is fine.
go visit your mother.
My brother's an asshole.
- What does that mean? - Well, I mean,
and sent him to bed.
We came last year for our anniversary.
So Miriam decided to remodel their apartment,
- I'll come get them. - Not when I'm home.
Wait, we can see him from here.
That doesn't matter. - You really... You have no talent
if they actually gave her anything after that racket.
Ethan, what are you watching?
You tell me I'm not right.
except it keeps him traveling constantly.
I've played towns smaller.
All the best comics do.
- That's my number. - Yeah, I don't have a phone.