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I want her to be as happy as possible while she waits.
Joel moved in with Penny, by the way.
Yeah, we lost 'em.
but I don't have his new address.
tell me about this new place of yours.
a, uh, articulated stylus incising...
I put the other end table in the kids' room.
You don't understand me?
Mm.
- I'll break his other leg! - All right!
You have a lot of my things, actually.
- to bring it up tomorrow. - No.
- with Otto Preminger. - Watch the place a minute?
* There'll be *
Well, if you change your mind.
Oh, you're a singer? See, I just thought
I'd like to start getting you out there.
Seems like you want to be friends.
she came in third in the Miss Rockaway pageant,
However, I've never been to the kitchen at the Copa.
Hey, you don't think this is funny?
'cause he didn't want to do a club date? Nope.
The dishes go in the kitchen.
- * From now on... * - four, three,
When I was three, I could resole a shoe.
How to use a mic; mics can be very tricky.
- What notebook? - My comedy notebook.
* Long as I can be with you, it's a lovely day... *
I'm talking about me. I want them to think
Zelda will be here in the morning.
my partner for many years...
Randy here...
Was that grapefruit the last breakfast
- Please, Papa? - Nope. I'm turning it off.
We'll have a party... you'll be the first one in the door.
* And pull this freak show down *
- You did, didn't you? - No.
Here. - Oh, thank you, ladies and gentlemen,
REDD FOXX A guy went to a private detective,
Because it's terrible. Trust me.
Oh. Okay.
People are funny in Montana.
He's a picky one, that son of mine.
I'm not sure that's a direct comparison.
and have you ever seen that place?
You played hooky from canasta last week.
I think it was because it was 1812.
but quit because my mother feared the bouncing
Well, you're right.
I know. I just... You're so terrible.
Uh, he doesn't want you to touch.
Uh, Joel Maisel?
Two days later, I got you skates.
Not with this outfit.
Yeah. Life's recurring joke.
* There's no one *
* Just as you were going, leaving me... *
* And not my cup of tea *
Miriam needs calm right now.
Better watch that one. You know secretaries.
Do some scales, please. I am begging you.
Wait here. I have to make sure my manager's not looking.
Are you kidding? She can't work here.
Personal management, huh?
I'm-a... need that back.
Oh, fuck off, Jackie. All right, all right.
What's the harm in getting a second TV?
So... how are you?
And you'll tell him my name.
Why couldn't I be stealing your act for myself?
Take a Bazooka for your son.
Now look up there and tell me what you think.
No. I wanted the option of coming out.
working on some new material. Time to expand, you know?
And remember.
We better get something off that four-card fucker.
Nothing much to tell.
Whoa! Nobody's stealing acts here.
I don't know.
thank you. now i did not intentionally vanquish a demon. well did you at least vanquish a demon? no. but on the bright side he did not know who i was.
I need somebody to pick up the slack around here.
Ha! Hey, Darius, look.
You promised me a prime spot at the Gaslight for two weeks
This was school.
- What? - Pot roast.