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WHITNEY! you spent $300,000 at micro center!
LUAN LOUD You spent $967 on room service?
Well, l mean, when you discovered that the credit card was stolen...
Wow! What a cunt
Hi, where's Tangem? Down the hall and to the left
Like a rock eh marv
Edited by John Carnochan
He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card.
Here we are, Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity.
Carl and Frank are supporting antagonists in Blue Sky Studios' first feature film Ice Age
14547 SE
Taxi!
-Two scoops, sir? -Two? Make it three. l'm not driving.
©️2003 universal studios. And Columbia Pictures industries Inc. all rights reserved
Harry!. Shut up!. I want to enjoy this!. Besides, I may kill you. Harry!. Shut up!. I want to enjoy this!. Besides, I may kill you.
Goodbye, everybody.
l said, come on.
No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
I'm terribly sorry sir but I'm afraid you're mistaken
Direct hit!
Happy Easter, MarvFair!
That’s not aftershave, it’s squirt! My truck is soaked in it!
Hiya, pal.
l hate pulling a job, knowing that little creep is on the loose.
This ain't like the last time. This ain't his house.
Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff, l could go on forever, baby.
We all do.
-Yes, sir? -What city is that over there?
WE DID IT AGAIN! WE DIDN'T PICK OUR HOME CHEF MEALS!
you'll be friends forever.
Luan Loud silence
lt's getting pretty late. l'd better get going.
14363March222011
Cigs You Got it
Immature or not it was pretty god damn hilarious
Here I am!
Where's Kevin?
You better say every prayer you ever heard before, kid!
Oh yeah. Yep, l've worked all the kinks out. lt's solid as a rock.
Jwjw
My prank was immature and ill-timed.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
-He's in New York! -New York?
Enough of this gooey sh….show of emotion
That’s the sound of mainstream news media, falling down the stairs
They usually give pretty good presents.
Another Christmas in the trenches.
-Yes! -Party time!
-l'll handle it personally. My pleasure. -Thank you very much.
They're all a bunch ofjerks.
Something wrong, sir?
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
And, Ma’am, sometimes I do get into mischief.
What are you doing flirting? Get him.
Store wouldn't take your stolen credit card?
Good. l'm not a pain in the butt?
Kevin McAllister: excuse me, can you tell me where your racist, fascist, sexist, bigot, dictator ass will be murdered? Donald trump: down the hall, and to the left
Little Moe with the gimpy leg
We got busted last time because we underestimated
Luan loud Get out of here
Please, ma'am, you have to board. The plane is ready to leave.
We should've shot him when we had the chance.
Yeah.
I promise I cross my heart and hope to die
Come back here, you little thief!
Suck Brick Szul
Luan Loud Get out the way
Luan Loud your going to love me at once
You can mess with a lot of things, But you can’t mess with kids on Christmas. #keeppanicked
Honey, do you know where the batteries for this camcorder are?
Luan Loud Put Your Hair Down
I'm... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir
Oh no. My family's in Michigan and I'm in Newark.
It’s pussy No, it’s fish
Roald Thats the third floor, behind the clapdoors
Every little bit helps…
solid as a rock
On your knees.
Housekeeping.
Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida.
Thanks!
STOLEN PICTURES
And there's plenty more where that came from.
we need all passengers to be seated with their seat belts securely fastened.
Brittany! You spent $2,194,817 on Crossfit?!
Suck Brick, Junior99!
YOU GOT IT
-ALL: I love you!
Go on, get outta here!
lt's solid as a rock.
What is this stuff?
Maserati Marv
HARRY I'm coming
I'm gonna murder that kid
I know we're gonna play a little shooting game.
l have a lot of grandmothers.
Bruh the year is 2022 not 1992 That year is trash and doesn't exist And south Sudan And Afghanistan was released in 2001 and 2015 and your year was trash your year was trash
Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I’m gonna
(♪♪♪) (DISTORTED) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nice one, Veach!
Kevin, do you have something to say?
Hey, l'm down here. Better come and get me before l call the cops.
Will those pigeons come back on their own or do you have to call them?
Oh, look! it's Donald Trump!
Could you stay out of this please?
Fine! I don't wanna be here anyway! I can't trust anybody in this group!
-Here's two more. -Why can't l get them now? l can get them.
There’s Plenty more where that came from, filthy fish!
I'll be fine
merry christmas you filthy animal
Come on!
Well, l know you and Christmas trees, and this is the biggest one around.
So what else is new?
Suck brick, NickJrRocks
On their faces, they wear a silly smirk
Another Christmas in the trenches.............
Luan Loud Beach
-Yeah, with me. -So what else is new?
Noooooooooo!
1VIENS
-That's Sticky. That's S... -Shut it.
I knew it was you... ...I could smell you getting off the elevator
Every ICE agent
Me: I'm terribly sorry sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken
I cross my heart an'hope to die
No, l don't think Kevin even knows how to use a credit card.
So what else is new?
Hey Shane! Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal!
Come on, Marv. Get up. He don't have any more bricks. He's out of them.
Hiya, pal. (KEVIN GASPS) (♪♪♪) Aah! Aah! (♪♪♪)
Eat apple kid!
-You know what that is? -Fish.
Hey!
i think it’s only fair kevin gets to open the first present
Hey, guys! Smile!
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
Candy stores.
jeepers!
You’re cooking Frankie!
Get your shit together NEVER!!!
Executive Producer Colin Wilson
This is a vacation.
lf l'm bothering you, l can leave. Am l bothering you?
Merry Christmas Harry
Kevin!!! Robbers are here in the house???
Don't make promises you can't keep.
We’re the Sticky Bandits
Oh you’re cooking Kenny
What Kind of idiots do you have working here? The finest in Chatham Kent
What a troubled young crab
Times Square.
How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?
The Way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me!"
QUANDO VC TEM SEMPRE QUE CONCORDAR COM ELA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
There. He's been missing for two days.
-Come on, Kevin. -Dad, l need batteries.
Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie.
How many fingers am I holding up, Marv?
Luan Loud got no Specials
Thomas Falls Down Into Cavern
The internet company after you tell them your leaving their service…
Well, you promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo.
Get out of here you nosy little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly
Give me that bag. Give me it!
He’s calling the cops He’s calling the cops