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Thomas Falls Down Into Cavern
We’re the Sticky Bandits
Cigs You Got it
Oh no. My family's in Michigan and I'm in Newark.
WE DID IT AGAIN! WE DIDN'T PICK OUR HOME CHEF MEALS!
-l'll handle it personally. My pleasure. -Thank you very much.
Fine! I don't wanna be here anyway! I can't trust anybody in this group!
Luan loud Get out of here
jeepers!
No, l don't think Kevin even knows how to use a credit card.
I knew it was you... ...I could smell you getting off the elevator
I'll be fine
Hi, where's Tangem? Down the hall and to the left
You better say every prayer you ever heard before, kid!
Wow! What a cunt
Luan Loud Put Your Hair Down
Every little bit helps…
14547 SE
Luan Loud your going to love me at once
Taxi!
You’re cooking Frankie!
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
Jwjw
Please, ma'am, you have to board. The plane is ready to leave.
Oh, look! it's Donald Trump!
Every ICE agent
We should've shot him when we had the chance.
Luan Loud Get out the way
we need all passengers to be seated with their seat belts securely fastened.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
The Way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me!"
Times Square.
They're all a bunch ofjerks.
l said, come on.
So what else is new?
Roald Thats the third floor, behind the clapdoors
This is a vacation.
Immature or not it was pretty god damn hilarious
Honey, do you know where the batteries for this camcorder are?
Like a rock eh marv
What a troubled young crab
merry christmas you filthy animal
-Here's two more. -Why can't l get them now? l can get them.
-You know what that is? -Fish.
©️2003 universal studios. And Columbia Pictures industries Inc. all rights reserved
Direct hit!
We all do.
lf l'm bothering you, l can leave. Am l bothering you?
I promise I cross my heart and hope to die
Another Christmas in the trenches.............
Executive Producer Colin Wilson
-Come on, Kevin. -Dad, l need batteries.
Oh you’re cooking Kenny
Hey, guys! Smile!
YOU GOT IT
I know we're gonna play a little shooting game.
It’s pussy No, it’s fish
Suck Brick Szul
Edited by John Carnochan
That’s the sound of mainstream news media, falling down the stairs
Bruh the year is 2022 not 1992 That year is trash and doesn't exist And south Sudan And Afghanistan was released in 2001 and 2015 and your year was trash your year was trash
Hiya, pal. (KEVIN GASPS) (♪♪♪) Aah! Aah! (♪♪♪)
1VIENS
What Kind of idiots do you have working here? The finest in Chatham Kent
Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida.
I'm terribly sorry sir but I'm afraid you're mistaken
Enough of this gooey sh….show of emotion
I'm... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir
14363March222011
Harry!. Shut up!. I want to enjoy this!. Besides, I may kill you. Harry!. Shut up!. I want to enjoy this!. Besides, I may kill you.
(♪♪♪) (DISTORTED) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
There. He's been missing for two days.
Something wrong, sir?
Well, l mean, when you discovered that the credit card was stolen...
-ALL: I love you!
Well, l know you and Christmas trees, and this is the biggest one around.
Kevin, do you have something to say?
Store wouldn't take your stolen credit card?
Maserati Marv
you'll be friends forever.
Come on, Marv. Get up. He don't have any more bricks. He's out of them.
i think it’s only fair kevin gets to open the first present
Hey!
Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie.
Housekeeping.
Candy stores.
Brittany! You spent $2,194,817 on Crossfit?!
Nice one, Veach!
HARRY I'm coming
I cross my heart an'hope to die
Little Moe with the gimpy leg
Don't make promises you can't keep.
Where's Kevin?
-Two scoops, sir? -Two? Make it three. l'm not driving.
On their faces, they wear a silly smirk
Oh yeah. Yep, l've worked all the kinks out. lt's solid as a rock.
No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
Thanks!
We got busted last time because we underestimated
-He's in New York! -New York?
Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I’m gonna
Another Christmas in the trenches.
Well, you promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo.
Good. l'm not a pain in the butt?
I'm gonna murder that kid
Noooooooooo!
What are you doing flirting? Get him.
On your knees.
Suck brick, NickJrRocks
Kevin McAllister: excuse me, can you tell me where your racist, fascist, sexist, bigot, dictator ass will be murdered? Donald trump: down the hall, and to the left
And there's plenty more where that came from.
-Yes, sir? -What city is that over there?
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
Me: I'm terribly sorry sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken
-Yeah, with me. -So what else is new?
Here we are, Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity.
This ain't like the last time. This ain't his house.
Hey, l'm down here. Better come and get me before l call the cops.
What is this stuff?
Luan Loud Beach
Here I am!
Come on!
Merry Christmas Harry
lt's getting pretty late. l'd better get going.
Get your shit together NEVER!!!
-That's Sticky. That's S... -Shut it.
There’s Plenty more where that came from, filthy fish!
So what else is new?
How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?
STOLEN PICTURES
My prank was immature and ill-timed.
He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card.
Get out of here you nosy little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly
Kevin!!! Robbers are here in the house???
l have a lot of grandmothers.
QUANDO VC TEM SEMPRE QUE CONCORDAR COM ELA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
They usually give pretty good presents.
Give me that bag. Give me it!
Hiya, pal.
Luan Loud got no Specials
The internet company after you tell them your leaving their service…
Could you stay out of this please?
Will those pigeons come back on their own or do you have to call them?
How many fingers am I holding up, Marv?
WHITNEY! you spent $300,000 at micro center!
Carl and Frank are supporting antagonists in Blue Sky Studios' first feature film Ice Age
Yeah.
Eat apple kid!
Happy Easter, MarvFair!
That’s not aftershave, it’s squirt! My truck is soaked in it!
And, Ma’am, sometimes I do get into mischief.
solid as a rock
lt's solid as a rock.
Hey Shane! Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal!
Go on, get outta here!
Goodbye, everybody.
He’s calling the cops He’s calling the cops
-Yes! -Party time!
Come back here, you little thief!
Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff, l could go on forever, baby.
Suck Brick, Junior99!
l hate pulling a job, knowing that little creep is on the loose.
LUAN LOUD You spent $967 on room service?
Luan Loud silence
You can mess with a lot of things, But you can’t mess with kids on Christmas. #keeppanicked