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Now, look, this is a sad moment right here. For all of us.

Sam, do you remember what animal has the shortest memory?

-Not-- No, not here. -Not inside.

Come on! Let's go!

Winchester was clearly offside.

But we are playing for a win.

we do something that no one believes we could ever do.

Richmond on 12.

He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where...

I don't like scones.

He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where.

When your parents have you out of wedlock,

It's the goal that's been coming.

Who the hell are you?

I've never really cared about football.

I'll take a little water though, please.

I don't know anything about this, Ted.

Okay, good. All right. Roy, you are starting the second half.

thanks to the stellar play of Zoreaux in goal.

and that is being alone and being sad.

By the power vested in me by the Associative Football Club of Richmond,

Manchester City's speed is causing Richmond problems,

So you think you're not a "proper" football manager.

IT’S THE HOPE THAT KILLS YOU

-Figure what out? Have I been sacked? -Has he been fired?

Clearly no barbers in Manchester.

and I hate it myself, I don't know why I said it.

But then that means...

Fuck. I fucked my knee.

-Richmond. -Richmond.

Let's go, Skipper, let's go.

-Good luck group hug? -No.

No. The captain has to be on the pitch. That's the rule.

I think it's the lack of hope that comes and gets you.

-It's dirty. -Okay.

Sure, you don't know what you're doing,

They play out the rest of the schedule,

The Richmond faithful gather on a crucial night.

Sandman! Guys, the Sandman!

He's here, he's there, he's every f***ing-where MO AL-HUNEIDI

she wouldn't have invented numbers, all right?

So what happens to all the shit teams at the end of the season?

Man, this town has got a weird way with words, don't it?

I told you, you have to get out.