Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the hell is that?

♪ Sit yourself down and take a seat ♪

♪ And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable ♪

I just... I can't believe it.

No, that's not, that's not what we need.

same as your son.

Let's hear it for Sam Evans!

And you need to do the same.

♪ So if by the time the bar closes ♪

♪ ABC, it's easy ♪

♪ I'm a survivor ♪ ♪ What? ♪

♪ Solo cup ♪ ♪ Doo-dee-da-ba ♪

♪ And no message could have been any clearer ♪

I love you so much.

$61... in 15 minutes.

♪ Got my own mind ♪

We need to do something upbeat.

even though it's just wrong and so gross, it's not illegal.

But I'm here now.

♪ If you wanna make the world a better place ♪

Wait. This can't be the right place.

♪ My lover he's waiting for me just across the bar ♪

All the way from Defiance, Ohio, the Unitards!

Well, it looks like "Floppy Hair Bass Dude,"

♪ Control ♪

I sent in your applications, just in case.

(Toby Keith's "Red Solo Cup" begins)

the iceberg and now we're on a sinking ship.

Looking good, ladies!

You know that song "Jack and Diane" by John Mellencamp?

It's a tough world out there, I know.

the one you want Mike to choose, too,

and a nationals trophy, and you'll have khakis

DQ was great and I got two free Blizzards a day,

Duh, the next time we're all going out drinking, killer!

♪ You think I'd crumble ♪

With Rachel gone, you're the most

♪ You shall have every breath in my body ♪

to get back that advantage.

Love, Santana."

but mostly, it just made me feel even older.

You're making things worse.

Right. I need another coffee.

What? Why would you try and talk to my dad?

♪ A broken bottle top ♪

♪ Walk out the door ♪

♪ I did what my father said and let my mother mold me ♪

I kind of had to forge your signature, though.

For keeping me from doing something stupid.

What's this? A bootleg of West Side Story.

♪ Tailgates, fairs and festivals ♪

And I'm sure that you've noticed that I'm supermodel thin