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He's not here. It's not like he would care anyway.
And now for the final team in our freestyle competition.
- Mom, did you bring my snack? -Yeah, baby, I got it right here.
Yeah, that would be awesome!
Veronica, this is Tony Jordan.
- Real estate agent. -Software rep.
Hey, Daddy.
And here's 5 extra 'cause I like your haircut.
I'm so sorry.
What you have there is fourth-quarter projections.
Great.
- Julia, how're you doing? -I’m doing well, thanks.
And
Okay, so three bedrooms and two full baths.
Ms. Clara, I've never seen anything like this.
let's hear it for the Speed Angels!
Why would you do that?
Maybe means No!
Mom! Can we go get ice cream?
Charles, what are you doing?
no matter the consequence.
In third place this year, let's hear it for the Super Skippers!
- Tony! How's my favorite rep? -Real good. How're you doing?
And another thing.
Man, I would love a foot rub.
For we have all sinned. So, really, none of us deserve grace.
What award did I win last week on my team?
Well, we're excited to do business with you, Tony.
But I've gotten right with my family. I've gotten right with God.
Now, I tried for years to fix Leo, but I couldn't do it.
Well, if you'll sign an agreement to that effect,
No more.
after you've already been terminated.
How you doing?
Okay.
I'm in here, Danielle.
Right.
Tony, you gotta take these back.
God knows he needs it.
Lord, we need a generation of believers who are not ashamed of the gospel.
- Yo, yo, yo, you're coming to church, right? -Maybe.
Now this is why I'm moving in with Clyde a few blocks away.
So, you're trying to do CPR on my personal life now?
And you don't have to step on the same land mines that I did.
Welcome to the Double Dutch Citywide Championship.
I appreciate you coming this morning.
And you need to do your fighting in prayer!
Now, you say you attend church occasionally.
But, you know, we loved it, but we knew it was time for a change,
So go back to Hell where you belong and leave my family alone.
Other than that, I read a lot and I spend time with Jesus.
But the question still remains. Do you deserve grace?
Just
So I just left you a case in your samples closet.
We don't fight that much anymore.
You know we love you, right?
Liz, I could be prosecuted for this.
But I've learned that my contentment can't come from you.
Slow down, I'm old. You know, I'm old now. Okay, here we go.
Listen, she just needs one month's rent and a car payment.
so I'm going to drop you off early at the community center, okay?
Really? You seemed calm earlier.
I already told you, baby, a C is not that bad. It's okay.
Maybe means no.
Yes, we wanted five or six children,
- Well, I hope you're done. -I gotta go.
You must be Elizabeth.
Do you realize we could have you prosecuted for this?
One C in math is not that bad.
Please, take over.
I enjoy the drive.
And that means being flexible.
This must be Leo.
If you go get the ice cream and let your mother walk me to the car,
Elizabeth,
And I just can't wait to see what you guys do out there.
No, no. I don't think they let parents do that.
Did you hear me? Both of you, give it to me now.
And I already told you about getting held up, so...
Next up is the Mustangs!
Lord, I've been so angry at Tony,
In light of all these wrongs, does God still love Tony?
Not yet.
Well, that's good to know.
would you say that it was hot or cold?
Hey, you know what?
but some things are just none of your business.
And if you girls would kindly shut the door, you won't have to smell it anymore.
With What?
Now for the Speed Angels!
- Amen. -Amen.
- That's fantastic. You did it again. -Appreciate that. Thank you.
You gotta believe that.
I'll let you all catch up.
My dick is
Why don't you ask your dad about helping us get uniforms?
Now we just have to pray and wait.
And he thinks it's my sister's fault. Can you even believe that?
There's love in my heart for Tony, but it's just buried under a lot of frustration.