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#FloridaMan #FloridaWoman #JackDonaghy
Whoa!
I don't have any tattoos or broken bones.
Lemon, you're wrong. People can change.
Sister-ployee/work oracle.
Fittingly, she left everything to her live-in nurse, Martha --
In the meantime, I'm tying up some loose ends.
Her nickname here was Mrs. Silly.
and they get antsy at night around all these palm trees.
Thank you, Martha, but you don't have to do that.
Wow, okay. Well, for the record, it's mutual.
They're my mother's vagina.
Colleen's myna bird told me you spent the night in the car.
I'm spontaneous.
Right, Jack?
So, what way do you want to totally normally sleep together --
The only thing I have left is my integrity.
I once saw Kenneth Parcell naked. It was horrible.
The baby shoes she found after that fire.
Look, legal views this as a frivolous lawsuit.
It goes without saying, Lemon,
with a woman I'm not even having sex with.
never witnessed or been party to any inappropriate behavior.
It's a fully onsite contract in Tempe-- Stay with me!
I don't know the last time I saw her so happy.
Like my Aunt Linda and her roommate Jean.
Well, Liz, but she's in Florida.
This is a scam. She took advantage of an old lady.
It's just Bev, Liz. My mother died while naming me.
What, did I miss a spot?
or, when playing hockey, the goal.
I mean, what a re-gifter.
I wrote you a very heartfelt note that said,
I'm in Harry Potter World jail.