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I thought people who wanted to be happy were weak --
I just want you to be 'happy.'
Well, this does affect the two of you.
you'll find a reason to do something totally out of character.
For example, Abraham Lincoln and his roommate Joshua Fry Speed
Of course you're happy.
even in death.
I forgot to make an opening at the end of the slide.
It's never been the goal, Lemon.
I assume you know this woman.
Daddy I want Eminem right now Lunella stop it right now
but why didn't something happen?
made him look, quote, like he takes his sandwich with a pickle.
Maybe tomorrow, maybe when you're 85,
No, Kenneth, you have something in your teeth.
Next Friday is your last show.
was when my pet gnus learned the true meaning of Christmas.
No, no, no! Yes ..
Well, I do have an opportunity for an immediate placement.
I thought she was being sarcastic, because when I was growing up
We've got about... 10 minutes
To that store that sells long-sleeve SPF shirts!
Why can't we just cut this state adrift and let it crash into Cuba?
Not to make this about me, but are you admitting that I was right
who was later revealed to be Colleen's personal spy.
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like that time I sat next to Richard Grieco on an airplane
We really don't want this to go to court for a number of reasons --
Fine, get me Gary Derekson.
The truth is I have seen a lot of inappropriate things here at TGS,
Why do I even take birth control pills if I'm always gonna be alone?
- Whatever. Sign it. - Uh-huh. Sign it.
Okay, then, who's in charge?
Then the park started to fill up, but, oh, I'm being spontaneous,
She is the only person in the world to have sarcastic last words.
while lying in my dead mother's bed.
I'm on my way up to see Jack,
So, all we need is for everyone who works at TGS
has a long history of suing former employers.
Hey, I need somebody to sign for this water.
Well, sir...
Her laugh. Of course.
It goes without saying, Lemon,
I know how former lovers can have a hold over you