Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

watch their cartoons, and touch their poo.

Good morning, Jack.

She'll miss Colleen's laughter?

But the truth is, Hazel is gone, Ken Jennings.

I mean, what have we done to feel guilty about?

long after they're gone.

I'm heading down to Florida this afternoon

And I don't even want to think about my mother!

Hey, baby. You want to get down?

Maybe that tall, Asian one.

It's just Luke. My mother died while naming me.

and asked him to seduce Hazel.

Colleen had two night tables?

and on the rebound at the same time, and also you're kind of a slut.

...Is more interesting than some dating scenario.

For example, there isn't a hole in my pocket

Your pajamas have a turtleneck.

from everyone on the TGS crew except you.

And Colleen is looking down on you right now,

thanks to a magic camera.

and they may have a kid who's perfect for us.

I'm Martin Lutherking, from NBC's in-house counsel.

I think Martha and Colleen were... together.

There is one issue.

I'd laugh, but I'm trying not to do the thing that you just referred to.

I'm like the following joke about Bjork's swan dress -- tired.

Or maybe that was a Cialis commercial. It's all a blur.

Oh, I'm sorry. I just assumed that --