Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- She was Mrs. Silly. - Sketch idea.

But they weren't lesbians. Oh, my God, of course they were!

Uh, careful. Old mattress.

but as long as I'm still CEO, I want to say two things.

What am I supposed to do with this?

which is when Duncan here caught me.

But he's right. I haven't done anything impulsive ever.

Why don't you discuss it with that little action figure you're married to?

Lemon, the only way you're like Socrates

and turn to each other for companionship.

I am who I am, and I'm never gonna change.

I keep touching my penis through. See? Easy.

Lies. Martha's been telling me Colleen loved children and animals.

First of all, it's champing The bit; Moderates 'champ'

The complainant is seeking damages in the amount of $50 million.

Oh, no, you need a nobody to sign for that water.

Men die first, and these older women are alone

Want to see a porno my cousin is in?

'Cause I wanted to sound cool, okay, Tucker?

I just miss your mother so much.

I remember that ass.

Great news, Liz.

So, these are the things your mother wanted you to have.

After all, that's what Colleen did.

I know. And a woman of color, too. Good for her.

to be with a middle-aged man with crippling mommy issues.

then I have to drive around with my headlights off

Not for me, sir.

Jack, in an hour, you are flying to New York City on a private jet

with a tawdry yet expert sexual encounter

Obviously because of Stockholm Syndrome.

Your mother was Sandy. Well, the fourth Sandy.

Yes, music is terrible.