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Landslide for Labour, Record seat numbers for Greens, Record vote share for Reform
'I need something new to throw out the window before April loses interest.
(Do a Prince Philip.) What?
I'm just a waster, floating through life, jazzing into the flannel.
Actually, I'm probably going to go. You can't go. This is match point.
nope grrrrr
Just fucking calm down, Mark, for fuck's sake!
Is he a fucking bank robber?
He said no.
The ombudsman isn't a person, Jeremy.
You've wanted this office since yesterday.
Martin of Opava's Chronicon Pontificum Et Imperatorum,
Er, no.
Answer the fucking question!
a bit like I want to karate-chop my hand through a very high stack of poppadoms.
What was she like? She is...
Jeremy, are you coming?
It's a toothless regulatory body
Mark, I need five, like, quite intense minutes right now.
In a way, you do work in a bank. What's that supposed to mean?
It's so limited in scope as to be almost worthless.
'sleeping in a Turkish hostel, reading Scripture and getting rectal exams.'
A weird, kind of creepy, dermatological kind of date.
Drumroll... Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh...
But on one condition. Say pub man is a bank robber,
'What if my head swells up like a melon and I never sleep again?'
Why do they make these bloody things so hard to find?
Hm!
trying to cauterise the wound with one of those creme brulee torches.
Hanging out with your little buddy? Hm?
Just up here. They've got a fruity.
'Oh, April and your charming neuroses!'
- you know, sexy Dresden.
mole-wise. Freckle on my kneecap... "That wasn't there yesterday!"
You are not getting shot. Why does it always have to be about you?
What, what NO
You are unmanly. And you are basically uninteresting.