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Including warts and skin tags? Including warts and skin tags.
Mein Compliments to John/mohan
WE WILL MAKE YOU CRY DELICIOUS TEARS
'Do I detect a mental defect?'
staying up all night, or running to Thornton Heath,
On my own.
Will you stop panicking? He's just some nutter.
OK, I'm going to surprise you here, Mark, and say no, there isn't,
'No-one seems dead. It's a promising start.
So three figures? Five figures total.
And...
just comes down to order of service.
and then I...took it, but then I didn't give it to him...
Absolutely you're a shit.
You know, guys looking out for each other? Yeah, no, sounds great.
'Commission for Jerry, cruise for April, marriage for Angus.
Oh, tedious. I mean, I don't even want another line.
Shit, where's the panic button?
I need a loan. 5K.
What's that, sorry?
Yes, well, I may have mentioned something about this, Jeremy.
"Soz" is not an appropriate level of apology
'Inflating my colon like a weather balloon?!'
It's £400 per calendar month.
Do a Prince Philip and I'll go and tackle the robber, or whatever.
'Put on the tap shoes, quick dance on his grave.'
Wallnut Whip, little cry, wank into a flannel...
Sorry, you jazz into the flannel?
'no marriage for Angus.
I would probably have to say... 'Think of someone famous'
Um, do you monitor the things I look at on the internet?
something called an air-contrast barium enema.
'God, this really is interesting.