Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Me and the missus just came down from Bakersfield.

Three years ago, I had plastic surgery.

...is little more than a vaguely unpleasant afterthought...

Hey, you don't understand.

This is beauty night.

David decides to have this cellular phone for stakeouts...

I don't know how to tell that man that his wife is cheating on him...

-You know her? -Not exactly.

We were just out getting our dog spayed.

A lot of anger for one so petite.

What do you say?

But the point is, what if I weighed twice as much and was half as tall?

I wonder why Mr. Hunziger insisted we come to the house?

An old wives tale, but you've got a great look.

Now, what I want from you is concrete evidence...

One hundred percent man-made.

Car pool would be the civic-minded to do.

-Hot Sushi Girls. -That doggone Fast Eddie.

I was invisible.

I generally don't dance with men. In your case, I may make an exception.

Don't give yourself credit.

But if you believe that I've been wronged by this man...

-You know what I think? -Usually.

-What was that? -Still got eyes, a nose, and a mouth?

-But do I have the time or interest? -No?

He's talking about that woman like she's putty.

It's gonna take more than some clown with a dickey to make me squeamish.

...but the slightest glimmer of interest from a woman...

Watch it, chop-top. Get rid of that thing, will you?

-Is that his problem? -No.

...that you don't like having your pantyhose shredded anymore than I do.

Particularly, the beautiful ones.

Follow them. Document everything that they do.

An experiment that went wrong, while he pursues his true passion.

I used to be three-feet tall and have freckles and a cowlick.

Can I take a rain cheque?

"What you are about to see is the truth.

...he likes to stay home boiling his own underwear.

I was just about to bid sayonara to my beard.

I'm very attached to my beard.

...but doing this gives me the creeps.

Don't tell me what I don't wanna do.

You really think so after all these years?

I didn't mean to snap at you.

You've got nothing to worry about.

-Would you like to join me? -I'm brown-bagging it today.

Nipped, snipped, tucked, sculpted, tailored.

Why, you know, I like this case already.

I think this hits you where it hurts: your vanity.