Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Saundra gave me her number.
Well, I'm very surprised. You are a really pretty girl.
Not anatomically correct!
I love my beard.
Natural, unnatural, no matter how bizarre.
Hunziger. I'm not saying he deserved what he got, but he asked for it.
Welcome.
-We may? - think it's very possible.
...is that thanks to faulty cosmetic surgery, I am a monster.
A wealth of euphemisms at our disposal...
...that ever looked up at me and smiled...
But why wouldn't you wanna help Mr. Hunziger?
Thanks, but I haven't always looked the way I look right now.
My, my, my.
-Room 108. -Can I have something with a view?
I've seen this movie.
-Miss Hayes. -What?
...but somebody already got to your boss.
The butler did it?
This is hard enough without a Greek chorus.
-I can't believe I bought in this weirdo. -He's trying to get you to trust him.
Had a hairdo from another century.
Well...
Girl's gotta take care of what she' s got.
I knew I was right.
Off the desk and into a corner.
Well, you know what they say. Men age better than women.
We're detectives hired by your husband.
Kooky, you didn't kill Dr. Brill, did you?
He ruined me, then he stole my wife.
-Oh, no. -The butler did it?
Burt just tunes me out.
Simon made me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.
-l don't know. -No. Do I know how to use one?
Women dress up, fiddle with this, faddle with that. Makeup, wigs.
It's all the same.
Did he say mutant?
I couldn't help it.
But at a time like this, it makes me feel really good...
It's right here, you see?
Watching old reruns of Hee Haw, while his vast network of operatives...
-It is. -Stubble burn.
Wonderful.
Next thing you know, you're looking at the world through a dickey.
For the family album.
I can't make head or tail of this cellular that David bought.
That way we can look up your dress or down your blouse.