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Nothing, I wondered if you had a moment, but you don't, that's fine.
Please, for me.
Let's give her a minute to slip out of that mini and into a paper gown.
They don't teach you that, even at Yale.
I've seen your boyfriends.
Of course I can figure it out.
Well, I'm flattered, but that was then.
...is like Kooky out there run his empire of weirdness.
...is to make sure that no one ever has to suffer...
...and describes some of the medical options available.
How about room 2227?
No. Our culture treats aging as if it were some kind of illness...
That somebody might answer the door and say trick or treat?
Nowadays, you have to have a degree in computers to set your clock back.
We have to share the same toy box.
At least we realise how superficial everything is. Skin deep.
David.
Pads around the compound with Kleenex boxes on his feet.
Well, he paid us for the truth.
I'm here from Harum-Scarum Drapery Cleaning...
If I wasn't a finalist in a pageant, you wouldn't give me the time of day.
-Sir? -Trust me, don't shave.
David, what if I didn't look like me and you didn't look like you?
You ever seen those statues by Michelangelo?
Brill and the missus are costars in our own private one-act play.
...more appealing to my wife.
This is now.
Listen, you're gonna have your share of pouches and wrinkles too.
Don't call me Kooky.
-Never mind. -Agnes.
A fine line between reparation and revenge.
That's what it's all about.
Take garters and stockings, do women enjoy wearing them?
I hated myself.
Within reason.
See how his handiwork holds up in the field.
Get a load of this.
...a freak.
-I'm touching up my makeup. -I'm the one who's vain.
It's just enough knowing that you agree with me.
When it was his turn, he said...
Beautiful women and money.
That she'd be his greatest creation.
Whoops! I’m Okay. Meow Too!
You know you got to hand it to Bazooka Joe.
This man's in pain and he needs our help.
Why would she lie? Two or three times a week...
I do. I'm sorry. Please come in.
Do you got anything a little lower? I'm afraid of heights.
Mr. Hunziger, please don't say those things.