Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

something that Jeff's done that I'm not sure if I should tell you.

You sure this is OK?

Were you playing the Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels video game?

Come on, gorgeous. Let's get you to bed.

So... FHM have only gone and done a bloody sex issue. Did you see that?

It's fine by me.

Or stay here and play something else.

'Turkish shepherd, ate his own testicles. NB: Ignore tragic earthquake context.

'Maybe I can fill the abyss with lots of urgent calls.'

I've got a plan. Trek the Andes. I've got a mate and he did it.

'No, it's not my style. Got to stick to my own methods, my homespun charm.

GOD BE LIKE I’M GIVING YOU THE BROOME, DAMIAN!

Moving in won't help. Give him space. That might help.

'I hope I wasn't too subtle. That definitely wasn't too subtle.'

You're not wanted here, Jeff! Get away from here.

Looks like we got ourselves a Humpty.

Soph, just heard. The Shapiro Finance presentation's been cancelled.

I don't want to go. I need a sandwich.

Sounds like your relationship was a prison

Sexuality is a broad spectrum and...

'You're a bottler, Corrigan. You couldn't bungee, you wouldn't lunge.

'Bonding with Jeff. I'm almost there, Soph. Clear the runway. I'm coming in to land.'

Do I just undo it?

You're stripes, Mark.

Yeah. I thought it would be simpler for us to keep a distance.

- You what? - I certainly wouldn't mind... giving him one.

There's no need to spread it around. But yes, those are the facts.

God, no. He broke a plate once but...

' Yes, civilisation is definitely doomed.'

Stupid video or comfy warm bed?

Soph, let's cook for these guys while they're in the pub. I've got wine.

Alan's gonna be so pleased with us.

Paranoia, paranoia