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Sophie, you don't need to do this. There are places you can go. Women's refuges.
'I'm strapped on. If I get a bonk on, I'll say it's a buckle.
That's right. I have gone somewhat, in fact almost entirely, gay.
Yeah, I have. I'm phlegmy.
It's too late to back out. Stay calm.
Bollocks! You gave him a signal!
There's some chocolate in the fridge under the egg tray. See you tonight.
There must be a better way to get to Sophie. What about a poem?
Mike's arse. Quite a nice arse he's got on him, wouldn't you say?
Right. Because of... feelings.
and it seems he doesn't mind me being round here at all.
There's no need to go sarcastic.
I didn't even know you played.
That's Jeff.
I don't know.
Not bad. You?
God, your head - is it OK?
'Also, I'd never be able to carry it off.'
It was brilliant. And then... I can't really tell you.
Mark.
Putin promised not to invade Ukraine... Welcome to the real world.