Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Should we go for a drink?

I considered doing that thing that that MP and Michael Hutchence did. You know...

I'm genuinely really, really hungry, too hungry to jump!

'I've bought a house in the abyss. I'm getting my post forwarded to the abyss.'

- Hi, there, Soph. - Hey, Mark.

We're supposed to be flatmates.

Don't say anything you'll regret. I'm with Jeff now.

unlike that Turkish shepherd who chewed off his own knackers. Did you see that?

You’re going to “twat” a geezer?

And I'll raise you...

Uh... No. No, mate. No idea.

Does he come at you with a stick?

I'm not sick but I'm not well

No. I only told you for a laugh. It's all a great big laugh. You promised not to tell.

Don't worry, Soph. I'm giving him the broom.

I shouldn't be here. I don't know what I'm doing.

Oh, no, now I've said too much. Damn. Damn these lips of mine.

Sorry about that, mate. Bye.

I got a pair. The straps go all the way up, like a Roman sandal.

You're a bloke, I'm a bloke. We're both bloody good blokes,

I don't want to talk. I want to live. I want to do things.

Jez, don't do that. I won't be long. Then we can talk about... stuff.

'I win... in the most minor way possible.'

Jez, just relax. Isn't Ready, Steady, Cook on?

I said I'd talk to you about a sponsored something.

This could be a coincidence. Easily.

So I'm the fluffer?