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with one innocent prisoner, you, and one guard, Jeff.
You ought to be careful wearing tops like that. I am a man, after all.
Pardon?
Let me finish the S.
Oh, hi, Jeff. You're downstairs?
and make you... drive around in an old-fashioned car?
A mate just called. He has a poker school. If you're interested in losing a bit of money, we could go.
Soph, I was talking to Jeff the other day
Oh, yeah? Well, I'll stay too... friend.
And you've moved into the gay bit.
Sure. We could, but...
'God, this is so butch! If I was with Mark we'd just be sitting in the corner rating the alcopops.'
You're going out with him for fun?
Too late to back out now.. Stay calm
there's a chance I'll never speak to Sophie properly ever again.
It feels dishonest.
'Didn't actually have to say. Don't even have to decide in my own head.
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'Man chat topics: footballer Darren Anderton. Figure of ridicule due to repeated injuries.
In the Stone Age, you'd get up, kill an antelope...
Mark.
Guys, you're on.
Pick 8 or not, there's no threat from you pal.
Please don't. Jeff's my mate. We've got a bond.
Hi. Thought I'd pop over, since that's cool.
Brilliant. Get a cup, we'll catch the blood, and I'll write her a poem.
I'm gonna give you the broom, Jeff! I'm gonna broom you!
Do you have a problem with that?
There, there, Soph. It's fine. It's OK. Come through.
'So, what have I got?
Maybe. But I don't think it's a good idea for us to hang out together.
All right, Jez.
Bit late for you. What do you play? Seven-card stud? Texas Holdem?