Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We hate you! You're a cocksucker! Jez told me about your fling.
'What a surprise - you haven't got any because you're a gristle-head.
What are you talking about?
Right. You didn't try to have sex with a monkey?
He's going to move in with me for a couple of months, see if it helps.
Well, let's be honest. I suppose the best man won.
Oh, yes. Right. You play that, do you? Of course.
got off with this girl.
'I'll go for these. Coloured. It'll make him look faintly ridiculous.
Psst! Mark!
It's going a bit terribly. But it's important I make friends with him.
'Jeff's apparent mate, who would never try to nick his bird from under his stupid old-fashioned nose.
That's the thing. That's what this horrible decision relates to,
'I've done self-harm. Compared to that, this is a walk in the park. Do it for Sophie.'
I suppose I was kind of surprised Jeff was cool about me coming over.
No, you do not just undo that!
Loads of birds, foil bag, the whole caboodle.
- Hey, Soph. You OK? - Yeah, just getting my head together.
'Her breast is just brushing my side there.'
Listen. I know you're doing this to spend time with me and I appreciate it.
Brilliant. My mate and your woman have just gone to fuck each other.
No, not because of feelings. Just simplicity.
'All the reds. That looks amazing.'
Hey. What's with all the mags?
How's it going, Jeff?
"Twat a geezer"?
'This is it. This is my lowest ever.
'Brilliant. This is brilliant. Oh, life is sweet! '
- Oh, God. - You all right, Mark?
'There's no way of knowing for sure.'
Mark, I need to see Sophie. >
- I just don't know what to do. - What about?
How dangerous am I now, eh?!
Squeeze me.
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