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THAT AIN'T BRANDY. THAT'S COGNAC. OH.
WELL, IN THAT CASE...
WEEZY, EITHER YOU TELL ME THE GOOD NEWS...
MMM? MMM-MMM!
BUT ABOUT OUR GETTING MARRIED... DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE WEDDING, MAMA.
BUT IF TELL HER YOU DON'T WANT HER, THAT'S GONNA MAKE HER EVEN MORE MISERABLE.
MAYBE? YOUR MOTHER CAME OVER FOR A HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
OH. DID SHE REALLY TELL YOU THAT?
LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'M PAYING FOR IT.
BUT YOU'LL LOVE DOWN THERE IN FLORIDA, MOTHER JEFFERSON.
HEY, MAN, LOOK, YOU'RE PRACTICALLY MY PAPA. YOU COULD SAY ANYTHING.
AND I'M NOT ON WELFARE. THEN YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'.
I'M OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR EVERYBODY.
WELL, MAMA... HUSH, GEORGE!
I HOPE THIS WILL BE THE HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY YOU'VE EVER HAD.
GOOD. [Sighs]
BUT WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO HAVE SOMEONE AROUND FOR COMPANIONSHIP?
MOTHER JEFFERSON OUGHT TO LOVE IT. I GUARANTEE SHE'LL LOVE IT.
HE JUST PUTS THE FOOD IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWS.
WHEN THEY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE STRONG FOR BOTH OF US.