Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Barney, I'm sorry, that's my friend Sally from work.

I've spent the last two days trying to remember

But I don't want to talk about work.

Usually I just lean in and whisper this one thing in their ear.

Oh! I can't decide. It could be any one of them.

All of them, but only about half buy a copy on the way out.

deserves an apology, and I'm not telling you if she's the one

How the hell am I gonna narrow this down?

How are we even discussing this?

Sorry, but I did sleep with that girl twice. As Barney and Larney.

It's Fake Baby.

Well then, to the last Fourth of July weekend

am a jerk to women.

I'm tired and sad.

There are four kinds of women who go to the hardware store by themselves.

I hooked up with her in an apartment I was pretending was my own,

up against the number seven seed, "Girl who thought I was a scuba instructor."

Hey, there, how are you doing?

I knew it was Holly. It had to be Holly.

The winner gets $100,000 stuffed in a duffel bag.