Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

who's gonna be with a guy like Barney and do this or

Why does this keep happening?

If you're here to ask me to take down the Web site, forget it.

I'm the guy who keeps a scrapbook

And Heloise. She helped me do the decoupage.

Come on, let's see the list.

So you're not mad at Barney?

- Hey. What's with the blackboard? - It's our NCAA bracket.

And that little Web site went on to get 400,000 hits. Thanks, Barney.

You could not be more evil.

we have the number three seed, "Girl who thought I owned Google,"

We just ran into each other.

Could your heart just melt?

I'd call your ex a dog, but that would be an insult to little Ladybug here.

she knows what you look like,

Unterwäsche, die nicht einfach funktioniert.

grab the metal briefcase under my bed and throw it in the East River.

I'm going to call this photo "Barney's Redemption."

than the girl he fake proposed to.

big money pool out in Staten Island.

And that still doesn't count as a Christmas present.

Okay. Stay calm.

I'll spend getting eaten alive by mosquitoes.