Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you're not mad at Barney?

Could your heart just melt?

- Hey. What's with the blackboard? - It's our NCAA bracket.

than the girl he fake proposed to.

Why does this keep happening?

I'm the guy who keeps a scrapbook

we have the number three seed, "Girl who thought I owned Google,"

We just ran into each other.

You could not be more evil.

I'll spend getting eaten alive by mosquitoes.

If you're here to ask me to take down the Web site, forget it.

Unterwäsche, die nicht einfach funktioniert.

I'd call your ex a dog, but that would be an insult to little Ladybug here.

big money pool out in Staten Island.

And that little Web site went on to get 400,000 hits. Thanks, Barney.

who's gonna be with a guy like Barney and do this or

And Heloise. She helped me do the decoupage.

Come on, let's see the list.

she knows what you look like,

grab the metal briefcase under my bed and throw it in the East River.

I'm going to call this photo "Barney's Redemption."

Okay. Stay calm.

And that still doesn't count as a Christmas present.