Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We ruined their lives.

Single girl, mid-twenties, looking for a canine replacement for the boyfriend

All of these women have a right to hate you.

your uncle Marshall and I were really into college basketball.

12 hours to live!

I'm tired and sad

Yes. You told her you were Ted and that you were an architect.

Something strange is going on.

Fourth of July?

I don't know, Barney. I only saw her face.

Unterwäsche, die nicht einfach funktioniert.

that, or this and that, or do this with those in that...

That is the worst thing you've ever done.

And then Barney will make his move.

Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another.

Then this is as far as we get.

And then I'll come in, looking hot as all hell.

And I forgive you.

Ted-Mosby-Is-A-Jerk-dot-com.

Oh, Lily, come on, lighten up. I mean, any girl

read box scores, tracked injuries.

Dead in the eyes with an aura of self-loathing and despair?

The main guy. What...?

I mean, why chase someone who's following you?