Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

To you, Costa, my brother.
Okay.
It was a long time ago.
(SIRENS WAILING) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
I'm not ready to get married just like that.
BOTH: One, two, pull!
(EXHALES)
You could have had this! All of it!
(GASPS) Did you hear? Paris is staying.
Soon I will have proof
It's still puffy. Look.
I should have retreated.
I don't know what I'm gonna do if she goes away.
and we make fun of our parents.
Hey, we're not talking about me.
We see no difference between hugging and suffocation.
Toula, you and Ian seen these eyes?
to college in New York.
Oh, you all know that.
I used to park right...
You know what?
grandkids give you a kneecap to the face yet dear? yes all over me coakepochkey
Yep.
Upstairs.
Okay. That's good.
Because he is stubborn.
Been a long time since those two made fun of your lunch.
No. That's what your family does.
You know what it's like to have that person there
Can I just ask? Yes, dear.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Huh.
What's going on?
Yeah?
Time served.
Thank you, thank you!
Mom's needy, Pappou wants to marry me off,
that I'm related to Alexander the Great.
One, two, three, pull!
Do you jerk off?
TOULA: Then I remembered I've never been cool.
And he has that same look on his face today.
Slow sperm.
Mom and Dad! Look, it's Rodney and Harry!
AUNT VOULA: Oh, no, really?
No, Dad, I just...
(CHUCKLES)
Here comes the principal.
I can't believe I did that.
I'll come to the hospital, too.
(YELLS)
One of the best joke in the movie i told u about "The Greeks Invented Italian."
Perfect. Okay, what else?
(NICK SPEAKING GREEK)
GUS: Wonderful!
Hey, hey, hey-
The Greeks invented Facebook They called it the telephone
(SIGHS)
Mmm. Why, what do you do there?
You really think Paris is gonna go away to college?
Okay.
I see her.
Paris, look.
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
You get my flat-screen TV?
(SPEAKING GREEK)
Yeah! Thanks.
Because you're not a woman who has put up with Pappou for 50 years.
Okay. PARIS: I'm good.
What do you mean by that?
My sister did it right.
It's okay.
Hey, come.
Mother!
Then why do we have to see the priest?
Lift these.
Well, what are we gonna do?
(BAND PLAYING)
Our priest just can't sign it?
What's the plan?
(CLEARS THROAT)
WOMAN: Hey!
Maria, this is serious. It's not right.
MARIA: Good?
There's Paris.
Bye. Bye, sweetie. Bye. MARIA: Bye-bye!
But when you do well,
I want you to propose to me.
AUNT VOULA: Look at this app.
Where were we?
You don't have a house to do that? Oh, my God.
Oh, God, no.
Wait! What am I doing? That's stupid. Be cool, be cool.
Tonight, you sleep in another room.
(LAUGHS)
XOXO.
Your uncle hugs hard.
Down, down, save.
And you do mine. Okay.
You're Greek?
If you see my daughter, tell her I'm upstairs.
It is indecent.
(CHUCKLES) No offense.
Family members only!
so his bowels won't get backed up!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Oh. Yeah.
He can't sleep without me?
Love it. Love it. This is good.
COSTA: Okay, give me a word. Any word.
If that's what you want.
Do you have any children?
Guys? Mmm-hmm.
Your brothers are coming, so you make sure you score.
I can't take that everyone is always in my business.
Who will you go to church with?