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NICK: You can't breathe. You can't breathe.
Urn, are they staying?
Uh...
So, then I want back pay for 50 years of overtime!
Because in my day, women were raised to be married.
How are the wedding preparations?
You baby your parents because you can't parent your baby no more.
My family worries about each other because we're close.
Same as they do in, like, Chinese Club
No.No.No!
Chimi comes from the Greek word kima, ' which means spicy beef.
I'm stepping back now.
Yeah, what's that thing called where they search for the...
No, Theia. (LAUGHING) I'm just kidding.
Don't.
Wait, guys, my nuts! Come on!
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Paris, be a hairdresser. Like me!
Um...
Parents deserve a sex life.
Your father may be crazy,
Remember, Paris, not until your wedding night.
Who said there's no romance after marriage?
Hey, Bennett.
What's up, Dad?
Hi, I'm Patrick. It's so nice to finally meet you.
You okay, babe?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Everybody pooled their airline miles.
You better get married.
The priest says he will do it.
I have to do something.
Bye-bye! Okay.
(SPEAKING GREEK)
(LAUGHING)
Yeah!
Okay.
I'll get you there as fast as I can.
How can you say that?
Me.
Well, luckily, people still eat.
Please, oh, please. Let's go over there.
Really?
ANGELO: Come here, pal.
GUS: What? Now everybody's going.
Maybe my adventure was to make a family.
I could have cured diseases, wrote poetry,
(SIGHS)
She's only coming there if you teach Greek history.
Say something nice.
It's what everyone wants, dear.
MARIA: No!
Okay.
Get out.
Well, four hours, $500.
And decorated the gym.
You know,
Why do you want to leave me?
Have fun.
And another one.
And that was the last time you tried being romantic.
One of the best joke in the movie i told u about
Have they been drinking?
(GRUNTING)
A crime scene.
Look what it's doing.
The Greeks invented Italian.
Toula, take me to the hospital.
What was the band'? The Funkateers.
Huh.
I cleaned the car. Ooh.
Uh...
You look pretty on your big day, Yiayia.
I'll bring you the tray and a fork.
(BOTH SIGHING)
how do you know that you'd better start minding your own business? well i'm such a master buttinsky. and it's time i got to scanning by tox airlines.
I hope I don't get fired.
You need me to do anything, or you want to talk about anything?
But don't tell her.
TOULA: Ah, it's okay. Prom is important.
GTA 6 JUST RELEASED!1!1!1!1!1 This YARN was created on the 25th of October, 2028.
We could adopt a baby.
Mmm-hmm.
I heard I come from a long line of strong women.
Come on, Dad.
Costa, did you finish drawing Alexander the Great?
Come on!
I don't know how it got there. Delete, delete, delete...
Quit?
It's over there. I need that oven in five.
Am I always so close, you see your shadow as two people?
Hey, remember when we were dating,
Ma, I'm not 13 anymore.
Tables are there, but the plates are just gonna go in the truck.
You look so handsome.
The wedding planner quit.
Our family be like
Sometimes he likes me to dress up like a wizard.
Okay? All right. Yep.
Where do you wanna go to college?
ANGELO: Sorry.
I can do an e-mailed invitation.
What? We can't leave right now.
Why? Do you need me to be?
You don't need a boyfriend,
The Chinese gave the world paper, tea and medicine.
Why convince them to just get it done?
BOTH: Oh!
He's a crazy man.
I mean, I have to.
(DOOR CLOSES)
And bring your son.
Remember, you were a girlfriend before you were a mother.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
I'll get my car.
Now.
Just a small piece.
I'm thirsty. Really? Yeah, it's...
(DOOR SLAMS) (MARIA EXHALES)
(CHEERING) (GRUNTS)