Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MARIA: Oh, yes. We're late, we gotta go!
You track me all day.
Oh.
Nicko.
(ALL LAUGHING)
All right.
What do you mean?
Of course you don't look old.
One rule. Don't fight.
I don't know. I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. (CHUCKLES)
Alexander the Great when he conquered Mesopotamia.
When someone asks you how often you jack off.
MARIA: Good.
Eh.
GUS: Oh! That's not the plug.
Very good, very good.
Look, it's my fault, too. We're busy.
I have an aunt who always talks like she's got,
AUNT VOULA: Oh yeah, dose to home.
But that's what family does.
I see you.
Mmm-hmm.
Yep.
TOULA: I loved being a travel agent, but in a tight economy,
Yeah, and he gets on his hands and knees, and he's up!
You vegetarian. One girl.
Okay! Oh!
It's okay. It's a big day.
(BOTH CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
We're gonna roll him over.
I don't see you!
How about Ariana Skoufis' boy, huh?
They were huge.
like, a piece of lamb stuck in the back of her throat.
Oh. Every day of my life is Greek Club.
Sorry, what's your name?
Me, too. How do we stop her from moving away?
There you go.
Okay.
That's not working! That's not working.
(GROANS) Outstanding.
Guys! All right, break it up.
Of course.
I wanted her to think I was cool again.
Thank you.
Yeah, you were my girlfriend.
Welcome, welcome. Come, let us feed you.
Well, if she gets in.
It's okay.
(SIGHS)
Oh, is slow.
Down, down.
Oh, so my brother can tell me what I'm doing is stupid?
Mother.
Sit down.
Now?
you don't need to get married and make babies!
(EXHALES) That's over.
(EXHALES SHARPLY) This family.
IAN: You're gonna miss your grandparents' wedding.
They asked, but I said no.
we are all descendants OF ALEXANDER THE GREAT
Not bad.
Want to join us?
(DOGS BARKING)
You don't remember?
(PHONE RINGING)
Alabama, Florida, Texas, New York.
We just started dating.
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
(CHUCKLES)
Hi.
Tell your problem.
Oh, please don't lecture me about my daughter.
All right, all right, we can handle this, boys. Oh, yeah.
I don't know. But she'll tell me eventually.
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
No, sir.
(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
GUS: What you doing?
He doesn't speak English.
GUS: Huh. The Greeks invented Facebook.
Hi.
Ma, why don't you empty the tub?
No.
Did you invite the family?
Now.
No!
And changa comes from the Greek word tsanda,
Gus, what's wrong?
You mean pardon?
Why do parents always say dream big
BOTH: Oh, good.
Telephone, telegram, tell-a-Greek.
No. I didn't want you to see the house.
Okay, here's Ma.
(GASPS)
What am I getting married for?
Alexander the Great went through Spain spreading his seed.
Yes. There you go.
Should I bring them in now? Good time to visit?
Shave everything.
You know? Not every day, but sometimes.
What are you doing? Nothing.
Great.
And this time, I'm doing it right.
Like, Fly, little birdy. Wait, no, let me hold your wings.
Come on, let's dance.
TOULA: Do I speak for all mothers of teens when I ask,
We're not married?
Ela, Coated.!
buH have a very dry mouth.
Can't wait.
Chocolate baklava.
TOULA: Okay, okay, okay.
These are the colleges I'm applying to, far, far away from here.
Yeah.
Let's go! Put on your hat.
Do you jerk off?
Yiayia constantly tells me to never ever let a boy touch my poulaki