Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IAN: Hey, it's Ian. Leave me a message.
NICK: I thought it was a good proposal.
Hey, Dad, pop the trunk. I'm freezing my nads off.
Officer, Officer, go slower, please.
Come on, just think about it. We could do anything, we're newlyweds!
Psst!
And dress up like a hotel maid.
Oh, no, no, don't click on that, Dad. That's porn.
Now, show me how to work that.
What is that? Reverse psychology?
(CHUCKLING)
Who says a woman is supposed to be married?
Why would I have an issue being Greek?
You Greek.
Okay.
But I stayed too close.
Hey, sorry we're late.
J J
You used to be good-looking. Get it together.
I remember those good-night kisses.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
'cause you didn't want your parents to see me?
The priest in our village, he never finished the seminary.
Honey, by the way, we think you should go to college out of state.
(ATHENA AND NIKKI SIGHS) Ladies.
IAN: Eh, come on, don't let them boss you around.
Thank you.
That's not working.
We're the Mikoses. I'm Anna, this is my husband George.
We can do whatever we want. We can take a vacation.
Yes, we are!
Thank you.
Stop trying to fix everything.
Yeah.
And we had children?
who is xoxo?
Good morning.
(LAUGHING) Yeah. They're like my family.
Everything. Ooh!
(HONKING)
Husbands. (LAUGHS)
You're married.
Hmm.
Girlfriend?
You look pretty.
Hi.
No. Anything come from colleges yet?
You've been accepted at Northwestern University
This is the most beautiful cake I ever saw.
I've been thinking, maybe I could have traveled.
COSTA: I'm gonna kill you!
So, I guess he just came back to the town,
No, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
This is why Aunt Voula said, Don't talk about Paris.
ALL: Oh!
Yes.
Come on, Toula.
TOULA: Aw, kisses from your child.
What was that?
Alexander the Great conquered the Persian army and occupied the East.
And even though I'm taking a step back,
If I... Hey, wait, wait!
Me? Yeah.
Dad! You can't say that to her!
Everybody has boys.
GUS: Maria, where are you?
I got it.
Employee, bring menus.
Let's wait until summer. We check his feet.
(INDISTINCT MURMURS)
A gentleman's tip too woo the ladies
No, you don't.
Oh, no, do not spy on Paris. Never!
Ah. (LAUGHS)
Theia Voula said to remember I was a girlfriend before I was a mother.
Why stand when you can sit?
Huh? (SIGHS)
Okay.
Mmm. (LAUGHING)
That never works. That never works.
But you just explained why I'm never here.
Come on. Please don't.
Hey-
Paris! Pappou didn't mean to say anything hurtful.
I'm sorry, Costa. Can't do it.
Pater, look at my wedding certificate.
until a priest can say it's okay.
You will score. The Greeks invented hockey.
Cool.
(APPLAUSE)
Congratulations on your wedding today.
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm here.
says she's always been bossy and he won't do it.
Spanakopita!
I send him money. He sends it back.
Oh, no. (SCATTING)
(SIGHS)
Well, shouldn't you be in class right now?
I know.
You better get married soon. You starting to look old.
Okay.
Ah... (CHUCKLING)
Because, uh, well...
Please, help me get my parents married.
Well, let me think. Wait!
Oh, my-
Ma, what's the matter?
Okay! Get the door! Go! Go!
Maria.
Okay, so just when my daughter doesn't want me around anymore,
(MOANING)
No, no, that'll make him feel old.
Very close.