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Pluck your eyebrow.
ATHENA: Wow. NIKKI: A big one!
No! Now what? Okay!
What happened?
Come on, let's go.
I'm gonna get my ma.
Είναι εντάξει για έναν Άγγλο.
Oh, funeral homes.
No, you're not.
Okay. Mom. Okay.
yelling every morning for his mineral oil
(SIGHS)
one of my ovaries never put out an egg.
At least they are married.
Well, what was she, 120? Mmm-hmm.
I'll stay here in Chicago.
Come on!
(SIGHS)
Hello, everybody. Good to see you again.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Faster, faster! What?
What bra?! 15 hours down… lifetime time go ;)
I canceled a waxing for this.
Look, satin.
This one. This is the one. No, I don't like this. This one.
I'll be back.
(LAUGHS)
NICK: Ouch! He's biting! He's biting!
because we stick together.
This is so good. Mmm...
(ALL CHEERING)
Dot, dot. Okay.
Oh, you do, huh?
We're good.
That's fregie on the facetimes
Stay. You're older than me.
So, why aren't you in Greek Club?
I saw a bigger group at the college fair.
I'm just saying, you don't need a caterer.
she popped out another one.
What did she say... (GASPING) Beautiful!
It's just, I've been a mom for so long, I don't remember how to be us.
Hi.
GUS: She's just kidding, you know.
shut your eyes.
Here. Yeah, great.
Anyway, you know what Taki likes in bed?
(SIGHS)
You can say no to them.
Urn, you. All our lives.
What do men want? A companion
Dad, what are you up to?
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
I got some killer moves.
Sit.
(LAUGHTER)
You're on clean-up.
Dad.
(SARCASTICALLY) Oh, yeah, sure.
And a tuition discount means a box of steaks for ya.
That's delete! Go back! Oh, my God.
MARIA: No fine!
The paper? I'm going to frame this.
Okay.
No. Right.
Toula, find your daughter a Greek boyfriend
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
She can't lift him.
That's good!
Thank you so much!
Be careful, Gus. Your hip.
And then they're not.
(SIRENS WAILING)
you're cooking something, you're volunteering somewhere.
You walk through your life seeing your shadow as two people.
Look, weddings are expensive.
Please stop!
You want decency?
Because he has a magic wand.
ELIZABETH: Where are you from?
Did he fall? It's that hip.
Men love morning room service.
(CHUCKLES)
I don't snore, he snores.
And this is gonna last you till you graduate college.
How you doin'? Hello.
Should I call an ambulance?
He just says stuff like that. To me, too.
TOULA: No, no, honey.
Your hip is better. The physical therapy is working.
True. (SIGHS)
Hey! Hey.
You told the family?
ELIZABETH: Boston.
I was brave.
(BOTH MOANING SOFTLY)
AUNT VOULA: The pink one. The pink one.
Gus, you okay?
I'm sorry.
What is it, dear?
That means children,
Okay? Yeah.
It's too tight.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I know.
Yeah, you can't un-see that.
So, who are you going to prom with?
I pretend Taki is a vampire from one of those movies.
you become a sign of hope to the optimist.
Look! You see that? Alexander the Great!
Thank you.
TOULA: When did my name change from...
Oh, the Find Your Ancestry site.
who was brave like him to come to America and live an adventure.
Ah! (CHUCKLES)