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I'm so sorry. My pipes froze.
NIKKI: Exactly.
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah? Yeah.
We are not married.
Go, go! Okay,
The man doesn't know history. Spreading his seed?
You look Greek.
One of the best joke in the movie i told u about "The Greeks Invented Italian."
IAN: Paris!
No, we can't.
We're married already.
Oh, we smell like burnt oregano and feta cheese.
Hi, sweetheart.
(CLEARS THROAT)
You Okay?
who is xoxo?
This is for you.
(CHUCKLES)
Anyway, I'm Elizabeth.
He's not allowed.
Oh. Yeah.
MARIA: Nicko.
Bye. IAN: Let's go, honey.
I had to put my hands underneath it and turn it over.
AUNT VOULA: Oh, look at this! Perfect!
How will that work?
Quick, sit down before my wife gets here.
Who's gonna curl all your hairs?
I know, I know.
there you go
(ALL LAUGHING)
This should fit.
Is someone ill?
before you Greeks discovered rocks.
Nothing.
Okay.
So many other things I could be doing in my senior year.
All right, I'll talk to my mom and dad after I make dinner.
Oh, Gus, what is the problem?
(CHUCKLES)
(SIGHS)
Put some strawberries.
Pull, pull. Okay.
It's okay. He knows, he knows.
(SPEAKING GREEK)
(EXCLAIMS)
Thank you.
had adventure in my life.
Paris will stay in Chicago.
IAN: How could I miss it?
I kept volunteering at her school.
Will you marry me?
MARIA: I'm so excited.
But is not.
Confidence.
Well, you know, the war.
1-9-2-9.
I did it.
You said you had a son for my granddaughter.
Because they make you stay on the couch
We called it the telephone.
This is called a mouse. Why?
Oh, thank you. I have tweezers.
IAN: Mmm-hmm.
Instead, he put a blanket over me.
MARGE: Beautiful day today.
(CHUCKLES)
I'll prove I'm related to Alexander the Great
Ah. TOULA: Dad!
we make it through bad economies and sickness and even wars
I'm a real Greek, too.
Like thinking about prom?
TOMMY: Walk away, dude.
I don't see you.
(LAUGHING)
That's funny. That's funny.
Slower please. Just a little bit.
I love him.
What's going on? I'm calling the cops.
I see you.
God, no. No. No. No.
He just has it.
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
Oh, yeah?
(MARIA GASPS) Perfect.
(GASPS) Okay, I put a towel over his private parts.
Act like we're having fun. One, two, three.
I was thinking that we could act like it's okay with us.
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHISPERS) What's going on?
ATHENA: This is nice.
There you go. (LAUGHS)
In 334 BC,
Oh, okay. Okay! That's good. That's good.
Wrinkles! No.
MARIA: There she is!
Easy, easy.-
Sorry.
(TIRES SCREECHING) (SIRENS BLARING)
I was rude to the boss.
Ah. Thank you. How's my mom?