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My dad used to say that to me, and now he just said it to my daughter.
Uh-huh. (AUNT VOULA SIGHS)
PARIS: Chicago. You?
(GRUNTS)
Ah, the grandma finally went.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Anyway, welcome to my restaurant.
I got this! (LAUGHS)
This is your mouse moving on the screen.
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
Yeah, in the city.
By myself.
(BOTH GASPING AND SCREAMING)
I missed you, too.
Wow.
He is now.
Tiahn, will you go to prom with me?
Yeah.
Now...
Take a photo! Yeah, take a photo.
Yes. She said, If you're too nervous to do your duties,
Want to work on it?
Hey! Save it for the shrink.
TOULA: Dad, I can't believe you said that.
Your grandparents are living in sin because your pappou won't propose.
You are still hot.
Let's drink.
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
right beside you.
ANGELO: Keep the towel on!
If I could, I wouldn't need you.
I waited for Taki to scoop me up.
My dad, into that ambulance, and you are standing here...
Shut up, Tommy.
Shush!
So, they're not getting married?
GUS: Maria, what's...
Who is Xoxo?
Gus, go have a drink.
Uh-huh. And I sculpted a Parthenon out of soap.
Is in my name, which makes you my employee.
I got this, Ma.
(LAUGHING)
(VACUUM WHIRRING)
and I fainted!
MAN: I'll check this for you.
Go and have a great time.
just pretend to faint, and your husband will take it from there.
Said no one ever.
Everything go smooth?
Just tell me.
The wedding planner, she fired me!
Yes!
Yes. Okay.
Maybe everyone could pick a category. Food, glassware...
Socrates, let's go.
TOULA: Mom, hold on. Toula, do something!
What are you doing?
We're gonna have a nice day.
Twice I drank it. I gave birth without drugs.
Angelo, go pick a wife.
Your baklava's dry. Accept it.
We are.
Everybody on that island has six toes.
(SNORING)
Ah.
MARIA: Toula!
Go to the hospital.
You all wanna do this?
Gracias.
Very brave.
I chose to stay in our country.
IAN: Okay. Let's go.
Ma, you couldn't put some clothes on him?
So, Persian?
Yeah, it always works. That's great.
Hey, Tiahn, do you want to go to prom with me?
You all right?
Yeah, we had to stop and pick up Mana-Yiayia.
I can be late to a class.
(SIZZLING)
I need more butter!
Nothing, nothing! We're just going.
It's ready.
Mana-Yiayia and I will stay with Paris. I'll talk to her.
GUS: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm going to prove to your mother
No, no, no. I'm not doing this.
No, no, you need it for college.
It was shaped like Mykonos.
If?
(ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)
Of course.
I don't know.
(GROANING)
TOULA: Bye.
We just got here. Where are you?
Too much makeup.
Dear admissions board, we hope you accept our daughter
Oh. Beautiful.
Look, you coming out of the flower.
(BOTH SPITTING)
Okay, bye, bye.
(LAUGHING)
You Greek?
GUS: Paris!
I got it.
Get it Off.
Or your partner?
Okay, go- Okay.