Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I thought you needed a hug. -Do you wanna talk about it?

He's just a little jealous.

-[panting] -[grunts]

[woman] I'm sure you know that your trousers are ripped.

She said you can keep those.

I dated a professor at Oxford. And I listen more than I talk.

-Jane coming? -We broke up.

One night is good, two nights is perfect, three is too many.

Professor McGonagall taught us a lot.

Knock that shit off.

-[chuckles] -Because it doesn't happen on the pitch.

Hey, Coach. Bird by bird.

-Yes, you were, you bastard. Oh! [cackles] -[chuckles]

as long as we talk about anything but the game and drink.

I've been in this game too long now.

-[yells] -[chuckles]

-No. No. -Uh, I've actually watched it plenty.

-Thank you. -Well, they look good on you.

[theme music ends]

Oh, right. Yeah, no. That-- That's a thing.

17, 18, 19, 20.

Oh, yeah. We're a repressed nation.

Of course, of course, of course. My pleasure.

-Where the fuck is he? -If Beard's not coming, I'll get coffees.

[stadium crowd chants]

than any place any of us have ever lived.

[grunts, chuckles]

but your consciousness can end in a second?

-You Merton motherfucker. -Ah.

Next thing I know, you've geolinked my phone to your network

I wasn't aware the laws were so restrictive here.

which it is, because she never says "I love you."

-Don't think we should. We don't need to. -Hey, now, look. I know, I know, I know.

Yeah, what were you professor of?

[phone ringing]